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Here he comes.

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It's about time.

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Gentlemen, I'm sorry I'm late.

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Welcome.
It's an honor to have...

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such distinguished visitors
as yourselves on my island.

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I hope the trip
was satisfactory.

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Forget that.

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I hope that you have
considered our offer.

9
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Yes, and I do have
some concerns...

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but they are minor.

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We now expect your full
cooperation, Governor.

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Secrecy is of the utmost importance.
You understand?

13
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Of course, of course.

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There is no chance
anyone will ever know.

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What the hell is that?

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Gentlemen.

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This is Major Vladakov.
He will be in charge.

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I am sure you are aware
of his reputation.

19
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He is perhaps the second-greatest
terrorist in the world

20
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What? You are not?

21
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It's impossible to get number one.
He's never available.

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How fortunate for me.

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Now, to our mission:

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Restoring the old world order...

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so that once again, you
may all drive Cadillacs,

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and I can become the number-one
terrorist in the world.

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So, let's take a tour
of your island,

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shall we?

29
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This guy is a big mistake.

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I don't think so.

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We'll see.

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♪ Oh, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin' ♪

33
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♪ yeah, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin' ♪

34
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♪ yeah, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother ♪

35
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♪ come on in ♪

36
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♪ well, keep talkin' and
she starts losin' the blues ♪

37
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♪ This old house
ain't got nothin' to lose ♪

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♪ I've seen it all for years
Start spreadin' the news ♪

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♪ we got room on the floor ♪

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♪ come on, baby
Shake somethin' loose ♪

41
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♪ well, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin' ♪

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♪ yeah, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin' ♪

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♪ The house is a-rockin' ♪

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♪ Don't bother come on in ♪

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♪ oh ♪

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♪ yeah ♪

47
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♪ well, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin' ♪

48
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♪ yeah, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin' ♪

49
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♪ The house is a-rockin'
Don't bother ♪

50
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♪ come on in ♪

51
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♪ well, walkin' up the street
you can hear the sound ♪

52
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♪ Some band honky-tonka few
Layin' it down ♪

53
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♪ They've seen it all
for years ♪

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♪ Ain't gota-nothin' to lose ♪

55
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♪ So get out on the floor ♪

56
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♪ yeah, baby
Shake somethin' loose ♪

57
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♪ oh, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin' ♪

58
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♪ yeah, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother knockin' ♪

59
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♪ yeah, the house is a-rockin'
Don't bother ♪

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♪ come on in ♪

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♪ yow ♪♪

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Hey, good shot
 Left, right, left.

63
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To the left, to the left,
to the left, right, left.

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To the left, to the left,
to the left, right, left.

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To the left, to the left,
to the left, right, left.

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To the left, to the left,
to the left, right, left

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To the left, to the left,
to the left, right, left.

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Company, halt!

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Request permission to commence
flag-raising ceremony, sir.

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Permission granted,
Ensign Parker.

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Uh-oh.

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Holy mother of liberty!
That's a federal offense.

73
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Plus it's big. You need a medium.
McHale, what are you doing here?

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This base is
for Naval personnel only.

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You are gonna get...
Hey, cool whistle.

76
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You know, McHale, you cannot bribe
your way onto a Naval base.

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Keep it. I'll see you later.

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Come on, Willie.
Quit stallin'.

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It's your turn.
Oh, lighten up, Gruber.

80
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You can't rush this stuff

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you don't complain
when you're drinkin' it

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"If it hadn't actually
happened to me,

83
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"I never would have
thought it possible.

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"It all started one night in a
small diner outside of town.

85
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"I couldn't help but
notice how the waitress...

86
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"kept giving me the sexy eye.
Oh.

87
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"Then her twin sister
walked in." Uh-uh.

88
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With their mother.

89
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This stuff
never really happens.

90
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Yeah, well, I can personally
guarantee that this one did.

91
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Oh, you wrote this one.

92
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No way.

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Big way.

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So there I was,

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one man gazing
into six blinking eyes...

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and three pairs of pouty lips.

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I was so hot, my hoagie fell..

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Into a plate
of their special sauce.

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- No way.
- Big way.

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The question is,

101
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do I tip ten or twenty percent?

102
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Better make it 30 and leave a little
somethin' for Grandma. Hey, boys.

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All right, good news.
Company's got a new division:

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McHale's Ice Cream.

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Comes in 31 gourmet favors,
including Pineapple,

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Orange Tint,
13 kinds of Chocolate Mint...

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- "Mango Tango Bango Berry."
- "Banana Boat Chunky Cherry."

108
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- "Funky Lumpy Monkey Berry"?
- "Loosey-Goosey Scary Berry."

109
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- And just plain Berry.
- Any of these low fat?

110
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They're all low fat, if
you spit out the chunks.

111
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Hey, that's an idea.
I've got 1,000 gallons.

112
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That's 4,000 pints. Our
cost is a dollar a unit.

113
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So what do we charge?

114
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We can probably get five, six bucks apiece.
Five, six bucks.

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- Better make it six.
- Six bucks.

116
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Wait a second. A thousand
gallons, that is 8,000 pints.

117
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah. Thank you.

118
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Anybody want to place any last-minute
bets on the big game?

119
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I'm in for 20. I'm in for 25.

120
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Here's 20. Give him 20.
25. Give him 25.

121
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Pot's right. This stuff is
for sellin', not snackin'.

122
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We better get seven, our
cost being two bucks a unit.

123
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I thought it was a buck. That's
before I knew we had twice as much.

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Come on!

125
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See you guys later.

126
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Mm. That's yummy.

127
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Where you been, McHale? Y-You
gonna take care of me?

128
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Don't I always? Chill! Come on.

129
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Did you get me the good stuff?

130
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You got somethin' for me? Yeah.

131
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"Orange, Strawberry,
Banana." Light.

132
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Thanks, McHale.
You're a prince.

133
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One more thing. You got a freezer?
Yeah. Why?

134
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I need you to unload
some ice cream for me.

135
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Anything for you, McHale. Good,
'cause I got some chili coming in.

136
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Okay.

137
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Oh! Hoo!

138
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Hey, buddy. Hey, buddy!

139
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Got those pictures
I need, buddy?

140
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,849
Got those pictures
I need, buddy?

141
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Yes!

142
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Thanks, buddy.
Oh, thank you, buddy.

143
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Wow.

144
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Hola, McHale.
Hey, thanks, Miguel.

145
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♪ Meet me by the campsite ♪

146
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♪ In the caravan ♪

147
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♪ on the Riviera ♪

148
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♪ But she don't care a bit ♪

149
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♪ She say ♪

150
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♪ I'm workin' on my tan ♪

151
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McHale, ole. How ya doin'? Hi.

152
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♪ Oh, mon ♪♪
McHale!

153
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Hi, kids.

154
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Hey, Doc. McHale.

155
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Thanks. Oh!

156
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We really needed this.

157
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How can we ever
make it up to you?

158
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,219
Forget about it. I'm happy
to help out any way I can.

159
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,757
Well...

160
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:58,128
If you want another kidney,
the answer is no...

161
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unless you got a new set of golf clubs.

162
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All right, men, listen up.
Today's the big day.

163
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The satellite photos are in,
and they're clear.

164
00:12:15,835 --> 00:12:19,305
Now, as you can see right here their
cleanup hitter crowds the plate.

165
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:23,013
What's that mean, Juan? Hit him
in the head with a fastball.

166
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:27,353
No, unfortunately he's wearing a helmet.
Then we pitch him inside.

167
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:32,055
Right, and that means? He will pull
it, so I play closer to the line.

168
00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:34,394
Plus you can trip him when
he's going around second base.

169
00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:36,399
You guys got a great coach.

170
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,935
All right, Roberto's
the cutoff man.

171
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,096
And he's not here. Where is he?

172
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:44,232
Sorry, McHale. I tried to
keep an eye on him for you...

173
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:47,039
but he's always running off

174
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Okay. All right.

175
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This is their third base
coach giving the steal sign.

176
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Picking his nose
is the steal sign?

177
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:56,286
I told you they were crafty.

178
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,288
Who's the best team
in the Caribbean?

179
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San Moreno! And who's
gonna crush San Felipe?

180
00:13:01,380 --> 00:13:04,827
- San Moreno!
- Who's gonna run 20 wind sprints to warm up for the game?

181
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,330
San Moreno!

182
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,559
All
right, guys, come on.

183
00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:11,568
Let's go! Come on, fellas.

184
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:13,604
Wait a minute, wait a
minute, wait a minute.

185
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,605
You guys look terrible.

186
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:17,607
Look at those jerseys.

187
00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:20,473
You're never going to get on "This Week
in Caribbean Baseball" looking like that.

188
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:23,946
- I guess you better wear these.
- What is it?

189
00:13:24,003 --> 00:13:26,745
Wow! Cool! New jerseys!

190
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,787
If you win today,
next week you get pants.

191
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:31,788
Wow, thanks! Yeah, thanks!

192
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:34,290
What are you laughing at?

193
00:13:34,347 --> 00:13:36,452
You know my Harley's
runnin' a little rich.

194
00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,859
That's because you fiddle
with it all the time.

195
00:13:38,918 --> 00:13:40,864
I don't fiddle with it.

196
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:44,060
All right, I'll fix it. At
least I know what I'm doing.

197
00:13:44,123 --> 00:13:49,197
If you knew what you were doing, I wouldn't
have to fiddle with it all the time.

198
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,209
You're late.

199
00:13:52,264 --> 00:13:54,210
McHale, I gotta talk to you.

200
00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,975
Hey, Roberto, where you been?

201
00:13:57,036 --> 00:13:58,982
Last night by the pier
I saw the Governor...

202
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:02,212
meeting some strange-looking dudes
in uniforms, so I took some pictures.

203
00:14:02,275 --> 00:14:05,313
I've told you a million times,
knock off the spy stuff.

204
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:09,622
You've got the best glove of any
outfielder I've ever seen. Life is good.

205
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:15,031
Give me the film.

206
00:14:18,457 --> 00:14:21,404
I'm just trying to look
out for you, all right?

207
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:25,235
Come on, let's play some ball.

208
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,437
I got you a new jersey.

209
00:14:28,801 --> 00:14:31,179
All right, guys!
Let's get ready now!

210
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:34,184
Come on, let's play some ball!

211
00:14:41,781 --> 00:14:44,227
Good morning, sir.
Good morning.

212
00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:51,760
Sir, the launch will be ready to
take us to the base in 15 minutes.

213
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:57,574
I have all this knowledge, and they send
me to this dump in the middle of nowhere.

214
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,576
Twenty years
of Naval experience,

215
00:14:59,632 --> 00:15:02,670
and I always get passed over
for the good assignments.

216
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:07,081
No one can convince me that it isn't
because of that damn cruise ship incident.

217
00:15:09,075 --> 00:15:13,182
Sir, may I
respectfully offer an opinion?

218
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,192
You may.

219
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,387
I studied the Caribbean
at the academy, sir,

220
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:20,795
and, if you don't mind
me saying so,

221
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,890
this area is very critical.

222
00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:25,868
Perhaps they sent you here because
you possess the ability...

223
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,371
to turn this into a
top-notch Naval facility.

224
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,373
Huh! You think so?

225
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,875
Yes, sir. This may
be just the place...

226
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:36,038
where your attention to
discipline is appreciated.

227
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,048
I could use a new challenge.

228
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:42,610
Maybe this time there'll be some
raw material I can work with.

229
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,900
They're coming!

230
00:15:56,956 --> 00:16:00,802
Oh! Marlin on. Marlin on!

231
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,744
They're here! Oh! Ow.

232
00:16:13,806 --> 00:16:15,945
They're coming, the boat!

233
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:18,249
Hey, guys! Hey, guys!

234
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:23,350
Hey, ice cream! How much?

235
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:25,361
Ten bucks a pint.

236
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:27,864
Put me down for chocolate
and anything else...

237
00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:30,730
that's got a nutty thing
going on, but no raisins.

238
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,031
The new C.O.
is on his way here now!

239
00:16:33,092 --> 00:16:35,038
He's not due 'til next week.

240
00:16:35,094 --> 00:16:37,165
Yeah, well he's here.
Hey you guys.

241
00:16:37,229 --> 00:16:39,607
We got a little boat comin' in.

242
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:45,281
Well, there goes
tonight's luau.

243
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,283
Oh, man, we gotta hide
our stuff.

244
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,376
And put on your uniforms
and fall in.

245
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,389
We were supposed
to keep those things?

246
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,652
Come on, knucklehead.
I'll buy you another one.

247
00:16:56,815 --> 00:16:58,795
Come on, Chuck. You can do it.

248
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:03,197
All you need is just a little confidence.
Think “promotion.”

249
00:17:03,255 --> 00:17:05,826
I think I can. I think I can.
I think I can.

250
00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:07,837
Greetings, Captain Binghampton.

251
00:17:07,893 --> 00:17:10,669
At your service Captain.

252
00:17:10,729 --> 00:17:14,074
It's an honor,
Captain Binghampton, sir!

253
00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:16,409
I better tone that down.

254
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,733
Uh...

255
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,272
Thank you
for that greeting, Ensign.

256
00:17:45,331 --> 00:17:47,368
Um, Charles T. Parker, sir.

257
00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:50,209
Welcome to San Sid.
What?

258
00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,249
Oh, that's the base's
nickname, sir.

259
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:54,284
See, this is San Ysidro island,

260
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:56,377
the main island
in the San Ysidro chain,

261
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:59,719
located right between Cuba and...
Pftt... the Virgin Islands.

262
00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:03,851
But the locals just shortened the
“Ysidro” to “Sid.” See? San Sid, sir.

263
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:06,487
You're a moron, aren't you?

264
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,763
What's this?

265
00:18:14,260 --> 00:18:18,106
"This is a tarp, short for
“tarpaulin," which is generally...

266
00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,770
Not this! This!

267
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,006
Oh. Oh!

268
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:25,105
Well, this is
a frosty concoction...

269
00:18:25,170 --> 00:18:28,515
home brewed by one of our
colorful yet loveable locals.

270
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:39,792
This is a military
installation, not a brewery.

271
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:44,028
I've heard about this place. It's
a lot less of a naval base...

272
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:48,060
and a lot more of sand baggers trying to get
free food and lodging out of Uncle Sam!

273
00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,630
Now, that is not
entirely true, sir.

274
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,781
Fall in.

275
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:09,419
Whoa! Check it out.
Hey.

276
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,353
Excuse me, sir.
Oh, look out.

277
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,834
Okay, let's hear it.

278
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,836
Come on.

279
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:23,533
I have heard them all.
Well, what is it?

280
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:26,042
I'd like to polish her turrets?

281
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,169
I'd like her to inflate my raft?

282
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:32,204
I'd like to swab her deck?

283
00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:35,013
Well?
Um...

284
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:38,988
Uh, the swabbin' the deck one.

285
00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:43,887
Really?
Mm-hmm.

286
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:46,862
Well, I am a superior officer,

287
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,865
and one more joke like that,

288
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:52,892
and I am recommending that
you are all transferred...

289
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:56,303
to our base deep in
Alaska's Aleutian Islands.

290
00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:58,399
This place is so isolated...

291
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:01,638
you will spend your days
spit-shining urinals...

292
00:20:01,700 --> 00:20:06,479
and drunkenly trawling for
innocent civilians to beat up.

293
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:09,041
Uh, ma'am?

294
00:20:09,108 --> 00:20:11,088
Would this be a
permanent-duty assignment?

295
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,090
Ow! Sorry.
Sorry, sir. Ma'am.

296
00:20:20,686 --> 00:20:23,189
Good work, Lieutenant.
Thank you, sir.

297
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:25,201
Atten-hut!

298
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:30,203
Hey, Happy, ain't that the
guy who sunk the Love Boat?

299
00:20:30,262 --> 00:20:32,208
Oh, yeah.

300
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,870
- Did we wake you up?
- No, sir.

301
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:37,038
We've been up since
the crack of noon, sir.

302
00:20:37,102 --> 00:20:39,173
Well, that's going to change.

303
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,515
Inspection in five minutes.
Fall out!

304
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:46,522
What's the hurry, boys?

305
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:50,116
The new C.O.'s coming. We gotta
get all this stuff cleaned up!

306
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:53,186
Want some ice cream? Oh!

307
00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:55,960
Would you guys relax? You know
how these new C.O.s are.

308
00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:57,967
They're tough for two weeks.

309
00:20:58,023 --> 00:21:01,027
Before you know it, they're trading shore
passes for toilet paper with aloe.

310
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,505
Not this guy, McHale.
He's “D“ for difficult.

311
00:21:03,562 --> 00:21:06,168
The type of difficult
that makes a... Shut up.

312
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:10,236
You're making good time, and
you've still got 16 seconds.

313
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,475
So keep it up. I'll talk to you later.

314
00:21:12,538 --> 00:21:15,109
Make your bed! Make your bed!
Up here!

315
00:21:17,843 --> 00:21:19,789
Attention on deck!

316
00:21:36,795 --> 00:21:38,741
Suck it in, mister!

317
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,641
I'm totally sucked, sir.

318
00:21:46,338 --> 00:21:48,477
How about a shave, sailor?

319
00:21:48,540 --> 00:21:50,816
Been thinkin' about it, sir.

320
00:21:52,010 --> 00:21:54,081
Working without tools, eh?

321
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,855
What happened to your sleeves?

322
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:01,159
Uh, lost 'em
in a poker game, sir.

323
00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:03,200
Angry loser.

324
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,611
Where is your bunk, son?

325
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,170
It's outside, sir.

326
00:22:18,237 --> 00:22:20,183
Outside? Yeah.

327
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:24,210
It's, uh, out there
on up in a tree, sir.

328
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,591
You have a gravity
problem, son?

329
00:22:30,649 --> 00:22:32,595
Uh, no, sir.

330
00:22:32,651 --> 00:22:35,427
You just enjoy sleeping
up in the trees?

331
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:38,229
Oh, I sure do, sir.

332
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:40,236
Carpenter, take a note.

333
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,294
From now on, anything found...

334
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,898
sleeping up in a tree
after lights out...

335
00:22:44,963 --> 00:22:47,170
will be shot, understood?

336
00:22:48,767 --> 00:22:51,043
Noted, sir.

337
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:55,813
What are you trying to
hide from me, Ensign?

338
00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:59,313
Why, nothing, sir.

339
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,915
Why, nothing, sir.

340
00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:07,989
Move.

341
00:23:10,956 --> 00:23:14,028
It appears to be
more contraband sir:

342
00:23:15,093 --> 00:23:18,074
"McHale's Mai Tai."

343
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,838
"McHale's Ale."

344
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:26,876
"McHale's Girls of the San
Ysidro Islands Calendar."

345
00:23:26,939 --> 00:23:29,442
Would someone tell me
what this is?

346
00:23:29,508 --> 00:23:31,454
Well, these are
scantily clad ..

347
00:23:31,510 --> 00:23:33,990
Yet tasteful photos of
women the men use as...

348
00:23:34,046 --> 00:23:37,584
Shut up!

349
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,203
What were you eating, sailor?

350
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:59,079
“McHale's Ice Cream." No.

351
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:01,879
Well, well, well,
well, well

352
00:24:01,940 --> 00:24:05,319
You men have done something
that I've never seen before.

353
00:24:05,377 --> 00:24:08,881
You've managed to transform an
official military installation...

354
00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:11,484
into aisle three
at the Price Club!

355
00:24:11,550 --> 00:24:13,496
What a resourceful group.

356
00:24:13,552 --> 00:24:15,498
Thank you, sir, but we really
can't take all the credit.

357
00:24:15,554 --> 00:24:17,500
We owe it to our
good buddy, McHale.

358
00:24:17,556 --> 00:24:19,832
- Hmm!
- Shh!

359
00:24:32,504 --> 00:24:35,678
Welcome to the Navy, gentlemen.

360
00:24:35,741 --> 00:24:40,656
All right, driver, take
this garbage to the dump!

361
00:24:40,712 --> 00:24:42,988
And make sure everything
is in official accordance...

362
00:24:43,048 --> 00:24:44,994
with the rules of Navy dumping!

363
00:24:56,795 --> 00:24:58,741
Okay.

364
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,739
You know, this part
of the island,

365
00:25:05,804 --> 00:25:07,750
I don't think
you want to go here.

366
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:11,481
It's all so muddy, and the
villagers are interrupting.

367
00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:13,580
This isn't the best place to do

368
00:25:13,645 --> 00:25:16,489
To do whatever heinous things
you're planning to do.

369
00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:21,229
Major, this spot is primo.

370
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:23,232
The vectors are perfect.

371
00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:25,359
Their range is maximum.

372
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:30,941
This is where we shall set up.

373
00:25:36,635 --> 00:25:39,047
You, boy.

374
00:25:39,104 --> 00:25:41,050
Where did you get that shirt?

375
00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:44,144
Oh, uh, that's
their coach, McHale.

376
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,815
H-H-He's a nobody.

377
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:50,655
He's an old retired American
sailor that comes around..

378
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,662
And coaches the team.

379
00:25:52,718 --> 00:25:55,597
He lives on an island,
all by himself.

380
00:25:55,654 --> 00:25:58,794
Run
along to McHale, boys.

381
00:26:03,929 --> 00:26:06,705
I hope you will
not be so loose-lipped...

382
00:26:06,765 --> 00:26:09,041
if someone should ask about me.

383
00:26:09,101 --> 00:26:11,103
B-But I wouldn't say anything.

384
00:26:11,169 --> 00:26:13,410
Besides, I don't know
anything about you,

385
00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:16,078
except that you're the second-best
terrorist in the world.

386
00:26:20,812 --> 00:26:23,656
Major, our equipment
has arrived.

387
00:26:23,715 --> 00:26:25,991
Take me to it.

388
00:26:29,988 --> 00:26:32,628
Move it! Move it! Move it!

389
00:26:34,693 --> 00:26:36,798
Come on, faster! Faster!

390
00:26:36,862 --> 00:26:38,808
Did you hear
what he called me, David?

391
00:26:38,864 --> 00:26:40,810
Huh? “Second best"?

392
00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,812
You heard that, right?

393
00:26:42,868 --> 00:26:45,678
Don't go there.
You always do this.

394
00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:47,683
He meant it as a compliment.

395
00:26:47,739 --> 00:26:49,741
You always have to turn it
into something about you.

396
00:26:49,808 --> 00:26:52,084
Why do you always
minimize my pain?

397
00:26:52,144 --> 00:26:55,887
I thought we were getting somewhere,
and as your psychiatrist,

398
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,553
I now realize we have a lot
of work to do on this.

399
00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:01,291
But I am here to help you,

400
00:27:01,353 --> 00:27:04,129
even if you are holding my entire
family hostage in Bangladesh.

401
00:27:04,189 --> 00:27:06,567
Major Vladikov,
I see a lot of equipment...

402
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,571
for such a quiet operation.

403
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,699
Why don't you just say
that if I were any better...

404
00:27:11,763 --> 00:27:13,743
I would need less equipment?

405
00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,745
Easy.

406
00:27:17,869 --> 00:27:19,815
Thank you, Governor.
You are dismissed.

407
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,422
Oh, and Governor?

408
00:27:26,478 --> 00:27:30,290
May I suggest that you use
some of that graft...

409
00:27:30,348 --> 00:27:34,319
to invest in a solid
antiperspirant?

410
00:27:51,069 --> 00:27:53,015
♪ You people ♪

411
00:27:53,071 --> 00:27:55,210
♪ Got a heart of steel, yeah ♪

412
00:27:55,273 --> 00:27:57,947
♪ Do the funky boogie now, ♪

413
00:27:58,009 --> 00:27:59,989
♪ Come on and show me, ♪

414
00:28:01,980 --> 00:28:03,926
♪ Feel good music in your soul ♪

415
00:28:03,982 --> 00:28:05,928
Hey, Petey.

416
00:28:05,984 --> 00:28:08,828
Huh?

417
00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:11,629
Come on. What a pig.

418
00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:14,261
♪ Hey. Hey, hey ♪

419
00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:17,500
♪ Hey Pocky Way ♪
Want to go for a ride?

420
00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:21,510
♪ Old McHale had a farm
E-I-E-I-O ♪

421
00:28:21,566 --> 00:28:23,512
Come on, sing with me.

422
00:28:23,568 --> 00:28:26,674
♪ And on his farm
he had a pig ♪

423
00:28:26,738 --> 00:28:28,945
♪ I'm not groovin' ♪

424
00:28:32,010 --> 00:28:35,719
♪ gonna make you feel good ♪

425
00:28:36,815 --> 00:28:38,954
♪ Feel good ♪

426
00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:42,226
♪ music in your soul ♪

427
00:28:42,287 --> 00:28:45,598
♪ it's gonna make your body, rock and roll ♪

428
00:28:45,657 --> 00:28:47,603
♪ roll ♪

429
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:51,038
♪ Hey. Hey, hey ♪

430
00:28:54,633 --> 00:28:57,273
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You are so lucky.

431
00:28:57,335 --> 00:28:59,281
I wish I could fit in that box.

432
00:28:59,337 --> 00:29:01,283
Now go make me some breakfast.

433
00:29:29,834 --> 00:29:32,974
Finally, David,
my stealth boat.

434
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,984
What do you think of her?

435
00:29:35,040 --> 00:29:37,543
Very stealthy, sir.

436
00:29:37,609 --> 00:29:39,555
Alzo, is she ready yet?

437
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:42,888
I feel like a sunset
cruise this evening.

438
00:29:42,948 --> 00:29:45,986
Very soon, sir. And Major?

439
00:29:46,051 --> 00:29:50,397
I know your nautical knowledge and
experience is somewhat limited,

440
00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:52,662
but just give it a little time.

441
00:29:52,724 --> 00:29:57,730
Hey, can't be the second-greatest
terrorist in the world forever.

442
00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:03,604
Roberto, my boy.

443
00:30:03,668 --> 00:30:06,274
You've definitely
got some talent.

444
00:30:11,610 --> 00:30:13,556
Vladakov?

445
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:51,353
Ahoy, McHale!

446
00:30:51,416 --> 00:30:54,158
How are you enjoying
your retirement?

447
00:30:54,219 --> 00:30:57,462
Fine, fine. It's just not as peaceful
as I'd like it to be right now.

448
00:30:57,522 --> 00:31:00,196
I haven't seen you since Panama.
What have you been up to?

449
00:31:01,726 --> 00:31:04,229
I've been looking
all over for this.

450
00:31:04,295 --> 00:31:09,176
Oh, you know, the usual. Madness,
mayhem, death and destruction.

451
00:31:09,234 --> 00:31:11,180
Yeah, me too.

452
00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:14,149
Listen, I'd have you up, but
it's a little messy right now.

453
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,515
Why don't you stay right there?

454
00:31:18,810 --> 00:31:20,756
Yeah, right.

455
00:31:20,812 --> 00:31:23,190
Damn.

456
00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:27,196
Stand by for further air conditioning.

457
00:31:32,157 --> 00:31:34,103
What a dick.

458
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,189
Come on, Petey.

459
00:32:08,860 --> 00:32:10,897
Watch out!

460
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:14,774
Whoa!

461
00:32:19,971 --> 00:32:22,474
Hold on!

462
00:32:24,009 --> 00:32:26,580
Go warn the others!

463
00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:48,772
Oh!

464
00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:50,895
Shit!

465
00:34:48,153 --> 00:34:50,292
Yes!

466
00:35:00,198 --> 00:35:02,804
Whoa!

467
00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:31,468
Well, McHale, I guess
this makes us even.

468
00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:58,157
Order arms!

469
00:35:58,223 --> 00:36:00,931
That, in case you are
unfamiliar with it,

470
00:36:00,992 --> 00:36:03,199
was our national anthem.

471
00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:06,174
And you slobs, in case you
are unfamiliar with it,

472
00:36:06,231 --> 00:36:08,438
are in the United States Navy.

473
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:12,003
Not McHale's Navy;
the United States Navy!

474
00:36:12,070 --> 00:36:14,914
There'll be no more
sloppiness, no more fun,

475
00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:18,250
and most definitely,
no more McHale.

476
00:36:18,309 --> 00:36:20,311
McHale!

477
00:36:23,214 --> 00:36:26,195
Call 911. Call 911.

478
00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:29,130
Hey, hey, hey. Wha...

479
00:36:32,257 --> 00:36:34,294
What am I going
to do with you, Quint?

480
00:36:34,359 --> 00:36:36,430
Well, how about
a sponge bath for starters,

481
00:36:36,494 --> 00:36:38,701
and maybe later a foot massage?

482
00:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,868
Personality intact.

483
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:42,878
You were out for a while.

484
00:36:42,934 --> 00:36:44,880
What happened?

485
00:36:44,936 --> 00:36:48,213
Uh, some crazed East
German blew up my boat.

486
00:36:48,273 --> 00:36:50,480
Which reminds me, you gotta
hand me my underwear.

487
00:36:50,542 --> 00:36:52,488
I have to go kill him now.
Mm-hmm.

488
00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,546
Atten-hut!

489
00:36:55,813 --> 00:36:58,817
We haven't met, McHale,
so I'll be brief.

490
00:36:58,883 --> 00:37:01,830
My name is Captain
Wallace B. Binghampton.

491
00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,423
That's brief?

492
00:37:04,489 --> 00:37:06,435
I'm the new commanding officer.

493
00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:09,472
And you, mister, are a
bootlegger and a smuggler.

494
00:37:09,527 --> 00:37:13,998
- I don't believe we've met. I'm Quinton McHale.
- Lieutenant Penelope Carpenter.

495
00:37:14,065 --> 00:37:18,411
- You know, your boyfriend's kind of rude.
- I'm not her boyfriend.

496
00:37:18,469 --> 00:37:21,109
- Did you guys break up?
- She was never my girlfriend.

497
00:37:21,172 --> 00:37:24,278
- Just lovers, huh?
- You listen to me, mister.

498
00:37:24,342 --> 00:37:26,344
When I'm done with you,
you're gonna wish...

499
00:37:26,411 --> 00:37:28,914
whoever you tangled with last
night had finished you off.

500
00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:32,086
Captain, please, this man has
just been through a major trauma.

501
00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:34,096
Plus I'm due for a sponge bath.

502
00:37:34,152 --> 00:37:38,464
You're under arrest. Throw
this bum in the brig!

503
00:37:38,523 --> 00:37:40,969
- Lieutenant?
- What is it?

504
00:37:41,025 --> 00:37:42,800
You know, I used to be
in the Navy too.

505
00:37:42,860 --> 00:37:46,706
And I'm sure they threw a
big party after you left.

506
00:37:46,764 --> 00:37:48,710
Well, as a matter of fact...

507
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:52,771
You know, it seems like she hates me, but
I'm sure it's all part of her master plan.

508
00:37:52,837 --> 00:37:54,874
Don't just stand there,
boys, grab a sponge!

509
00:37:56,641 --> 00:37:58,587
I tell you guys

510
00:37:58,643 --> 00:38:02,523
something strange is going on on
the other side of the island.

511
00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:04,526
What's your
problem, dude?

512
00:38:04,582 --> 00:38:07,028
You always think something's
going on, but nothing ever is.

513
00:38:07,085 --> 00:38:09,224
You're living in a James
Bond fantasy world.

514
00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:11,233
You have to get in
touch with reality.

515
00:38:11,289 --> 00:38:13,235
What's that noise?

516
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,237
Come on, let's go.

517
00:38:26,037 --> 00:38:27,983
Fantasy world, huh?

518
00:38:28,039 --> 00:38:30,451
This looks pretty real to me.

519
00:38:30,508 --> 00:38:33,785
I must maintain discipline. These
men must be taught a lesson.

520
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:37,019
I understand that sir but
you're just taking it...

521
00:38:37,081 --> 00:38:39,618
a little too far, that's all.

522
00:38:39,684 --> 00:38:43,393
Come on, let's go.

523
00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,964
Well, David, where were we?

524
00:38:48,025 --> 00:38:50,733
Of course you had a traumatic
childhood, Uh-huh.

525
00:38:50,795 --> 00:38:53,366
But there are better ways to deal
with people than just shooting them.

526
00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:55,377
Well, what do you suggest, David?
Good afternoon, Major.

527
00:38:55,433 --> 00:38:59,745
Yes, yes, what do you
want, you island wart?

528
00:38:59,804 --> 00:39:02,512
B-But, uh, Major, please. Major!

529
00:39:02,573 --> 00:39:05,315
The people from the
village near here,

530
00:39:05,376 --> 00:39:07,322
they have very little.

531
00:39:07,378 --> 00:39:09,324
They have you.

532
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,326
You said no one would
even know you were here.

533
00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:13,328
You've torn up the roads.

534
00:39:13,384 --> 00:39:15,330
You've ruined
the baseball field.

535
00:39:15,386 --> 00:39:18,697
You've disrupted the lives of my people.
And your point is?

536
00:39:18,756 --> 00:39:21,293
You have to take into
consideration the people...

537
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:24,306
My people... as we move
forward in our relationship.

538
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,672
Consider them considered.

539
00:39:26,731 --> 00:39:29,143
Governor, you have my word.

540
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,148
I knewl could talk to you, Major.
We're both reasonable men.

541
00:39:33,204 --> 00:39:35,810
I am not a reasonable man.

542
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:38,547
All the more reason
then that, uh...

543
00:39:38,609 --> 00:39:42,853
Tonight, at the fiesta I will
tell the people all is well.

544
00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:45,155
All is well. All is well.

545
00:39:45,216 --> 00:39:47,162
All is well. All is well.

546
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,893
Suddenly, I am in a party mood.

547
00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:08,711
Jose, have you seen what they've
done to the baseball field?

548
00:40:08,773 --> 00:40:11,219
What's going down, man? Look.

549
00:40:11,275 --> 00:40:14,950
The governor says he's spoken to them,
and everything's going to be all right.

550
00:40:15,012 --> 00:40:18,459
Where's McHale? Isn't he coming?
He'll be here.

551
00:40:18,516 --> 00:40:20,462
Has he ever missed a fiesta?

552
00:41:11,335 --> 00:41:13,337
I hope we are not too late...

553
00:41:13,404 --> 00:41:16,078
for happy hour!

554
00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:18,177
Governor!

555
00:41:18,242 --> 00:41:20,244
Join the party.

556
00:41:21,779 --> 00:41:26,694
Your governor tells me you are
unhappy with our presence here.

557
00:41:26,751 --> 00:41:29,459
He tells me you have
been complaining...

558
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,195
because the base is
too near the village.

559
00:41:33,257 --> 00:41:36,761
So, we have a solution.

560
00:41:38,429 --> 00:41:41,467
We move the village.

561
00:41:52,209 --> 00:41:55,315
Come on, guys. It's party time.

562
00:42:04,956 --> 00:42:09,371
You traitor! How much did he
pay you to betray your people?

563
00:42:10,728 --> 00:42:15,040
Major. Major, please help
me, or they will kill me!

564
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:17,238
Here. Take my hand.

565
00:42:17,301 --> 00:42:20,805
Thank you! Psych!

566
00:42:20,872 --> 00:42:23,546
Major! Ma...

567
00:42:23,608 --> 00:42:26,088
I don't care what anybody says.

568
00:42:26,144 --> 00:42:28,090
That's funny.

569
00:42:40,958 --> 00:42:43,564
Admiral, sir. Yes, what is it?

570
00:42:43,628 --> 00:42:45,574
Photos from the satellite
look bad.

571
00:42:45,630 --> 00:42:47,576
There are supply ships,
transports.

572
00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:52,047
We also have reports of fires on the island.
We think this man is running the operation.

573
00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:54,105
Vladakov.

574
00:42:54,171 --> 00:42:58,119
All right. Who's the commanding
officer we got down there right now?

575
00:42:58,176 --> 00:43:01,555
- Uh, Captain Binghampton, sir.
- Binghampton. Binghampton!

576
00:43:01,612 --> 00:43:04,058
Isn't that the guy
that sank the Love Boat?

577
00:43:04,115 --> 00:43:07,858
Well, it... it wasn't
the real Love Boat, sir.

578
00:43:07,918 --> 00:43:11,195
Oh. Well, let's get him
on the vid-link.

579
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,928
Yes, sir.

580
00:43:15,259 --> 00:43:17,261
Vladakov.

581
00:43:17,328 --> 00:43:19,672
Carpenter! What do you think?

582
00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:21,710
Hat on. Hat off.

583
00:43:21,766 --> 00:43:25,441
No, no. Hat on. Makes me look intelligent.

584
00:43:25,503 --> 00:43:28,746
Captain, this is Cobra.

585
00:43:28,806 --> 00:43:31,719
Yes, Cobra! This is
Captain Wallace B...

586
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:33,722
Let me get right down to it.

587
00:43:33,778 --> 00:43:36,224
We have reason to believe
there is a terrorist cell...

588
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,783
forming on an island
adjacent to your base.

589
00:43:38,849 --> 00:43:42,092
What? Terrorists, here?

590
00:43:42,153 --> 00:43:44,099
I'll find them for you, sir.

591
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:47,102
Don't you worry about that.
I'll hunt them down like...

592
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,434
Binghampton you are
to do nothing.

593
00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:52,667
The last thing the President
wants is more gunboat diplomacy.

594
00:43:52,730 --> 00:43:54,903
The President?

595
00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:56,912
How would you like us
to proceed, sir?

596
00:43:56,968 --> 00:43:58,914
There is one person down there...

597
00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:02,041
who can handle
an up-close inspection.

598
00:44:02,106 --> 00:44:04,677
He was one of the top covert
operatives in the Navy.

599
00:44:04,742 --> 00:44:06,915
His name is Quinton McHale.

600
00:44:06,977 --> 00:44:10,356
He should be somewhere
near your area.

601
00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:13,884
I'll try to locate him
for you, sir.

602
00:44:13,951 --> 00:44:16,522
Good. Cobra out.

603
00:44:16,587 --> 00:44:19,534
No. What do you mean, no?

604
00:44:19,590 --> 00:44:22,764
- No!
- The Navy needs you, McHale.

605
00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:25,933
- Give me a break.
- Doesn't that mean anything to you?

606
00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:28,033
You're just gonna
turn your back?

607
00:44:28,099 --> 00:44:31,603
I know all about the Navy, and
about backs getting turned.

608
00:44:31,669 --> 00:44:35,344
I could have told Washington
this is the way you would react.

609
00:44:35,406 --> 00:44:37,943
I'm gonna do you
a favor, McHale.

610
00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:40,250
I'm gonna say that I couldn't find you.

611
00:44:40,311 --> 00:44:43,087
I'm gonna say
that you'd left the area.

612
00:44:43,147 --> 00:44:45,093
And you know what
you're going to do?

613
00:44:45,149 --> 00:44:47,720
You're going to leave the area!
Now, get out!

614
00:44:47,785 --> 00:44:51,858
You know, you're annoying.
No wonder she dumped you.

615
00:44:51,922 --> 00:44:54,459
- McHale, wait!
- Carpenter, don't waste your breath.

616
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:57,369
- This is an operation I'm well equipped to handle.
- But, sir

617
00:44:57,428 --> 00:44:59,635
I've been waiting for this
my entire life,

618
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:03,338
and believe me, I could do
this with my eyes sewn shut,

619
00:45:03,401 --> 00:45:07,213
and both hands tied
behind my back...

620
00:45:11,208 --> 00:45:13,415
McHale!

621
00:45:32,696 --> 00:45:35,939
You guys Okay?

622
00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:38,844
Looks like you had
a heck of a party here.

623
00:46:00,791 --> 00:46:02,668
Things are lookin' up.

624
00:46:04,728 --> 00:46:06,674
McHale

625
00:46:06,731 --> 00:46:08,677
- Hey, Roberto.
- Where you been?

626
00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:10,712
Long story.

627
00:46:10,768 --> 00:46:14,614
- Something terrible has happened.
- You noticed, huh?

628
00:46:14,672 --> 00:46:17,949
No, worse. The village and the
baseball field are all gone.

629
00:46:18,008 --> 00:46:22,684
- What are you talking about?
- That weird dude I took pictures of,

630
00:46:22,709 --> 00:46:24,709
he destroyed everything.

631
00:46:40,497 --> 00:46:43,341
Here's the deal. I'll do it,
but I'm gonna do it my way.

632
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:45,778
Ha! Oh, no, you're not.

633
00:46:45,836 --> 00:46:48,282
Let's call Cobra
and see what he thinks.

634
00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:51,081
Oh, but, uh...

635
00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:53,679
All right, McHale. Now what
do you mean by “your way”?

636
00:46:53,744 --> 00:46:56,918
I want my boat back, and
I want my old crew back.

637
00:46:56,981 --> 00:46:59,621
I want the barracks on the
far side of the island.

638
00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,629
I want tents and
supplies for 200 people,

639
00:47:01,685 --> 00:47:05,155
and, uh, also
six dozen freezers.

640
00:47:05,222 --> 00:47:07,793
Are you out of your mind?

641
00:47:07,858 --> 00:47:10,498
D... You stop doing that!

642
00:47:10,561 --> 00:47:12,837
I want to be left alone.
I'll only answer to Cobra.

643
00:47:12,897 --> 00:47:15,104
- Do we have an understanding?
- Yes.

644
00:47:17,268 --> 00:47:19,771
I-I-If it's all right with the Captain.

645
00:47:19,837 --> 00:47:22,283
No, it's not all right with me.

646
00:47:27,411 --> 00:47:29,357
All right, McHale.

647
00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:32,019
I'm gonna give you just enough
rope to hang yourself with,

648
00:47:32,082 --> 00:47:35,620
and if you screw up... or I
should say when you screw up...

649
00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,632
It's your butt, mister.

650
00:47:38,689 --> 00:47:41,397
Welcome back, McHale.

651
00:47:41,458 --> 00:47:43,768
That's Lieutenant Commander
McHale to you, Carpenter.

652
00:47:43,827 --> 00:47:46,239
I know. It's weird.

653
00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:27,742
Man, this thing shrank.

654
00:48:30,708 --> 00:48:33,985
- Hey, buddy.
- Hey, hey. Hey, buddy.

655
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,899
Boys, I give you your new home.

656
00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:52,703
Well, we throw on some paint, put up
some curtains, plant a shrub or two...

657
00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:54,709
And it'll still suck.

658
00:48:54,765 --> 00:48:59,145
I knew you guys would need cheerin' up,
so I've arranged for a reunion. Come on.

659
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:11,692
Hey, cool! All right!

660
00:49:11,749 --> 00:49:14,821
Yes! Thanks, Skip.

661
00:49:14,885 --> 00:49:17,229
Well, hey, Skip.

662
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:20,292
I don't see any of my stuff.

663
00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:23,770
Oh, yeah? Come here.

664
00:49:23,827 --> 00:49:26,000
Christy, think fast.

665
00:49:26,063 --> 00:49:28,737
Thanks, Virgil.

666
00:49:28,799 --> 00:49:31,439
Hmm! Oh, yeah.

667
00:49:39,910 --> 00:49:44,154
Oh... you know, there's a
sensitive side to you, Skipper.

668
00:49:44,214 --> 00:49:46,251
Thanks, little buddy.

669
00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:48,262
Hey, Skip.
Thanks for the stuff.

670
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:50,265
It's great to be back
together again, man.

671
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:52,266
So, Skip, what kind
of mission are we on?

672
00:49:52,323 --> 00:49:54,166
Hey, Skip!

673
00:49:54,224 --> 00:49:57,535
Looks like we've got
some company.

674
00:50:14,612 --> 00:50:16,956
All right, guys, help 'em out.

675
00:50:17,014 --> 00:50:18,960
Hey, Roberto, how ya doin'?

676
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:21,587
Come on, kids. How ya doin'?

677
00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:24,292
Come on over.

678
00:50:24,355 --> 00:50:26,995
- Come on. How are ya?
- I've got some great news.

679
00:50:27,057 --> 00:50:30,231
I've got a hundred tents set up for you guys.
Just one catch.

680
00:50:30,294 --> 00:50:32,865
What's that? I was lying
about them being set up.

681
00:50:32,930 --> 00:50:35,376
I'll make you a deal. We'll
take care of the tents.

682
00:50:35,432 --> 00:50:37,412
You just get our island back.

683
00:50:37,468 --> 00:50:40,381
I'll make you that deal if you
do something about my boat.

684
00:50:40,437 --> 00:50:42,383
Have you been fiddling with it again?

685
00:50:42,439 --> 00:50:46,387
Hey, if I was fiddling with it, you
wouldn't have to fix it. Come on.

686
00:50:48,746 --> 00:50:51,352
Come in.

687
00:50:51,415 --> 00:50:54,191
Ensign Parker here, sir.
You wanted to see me?

688
00:50:54,251 --> 00:50:57,596
Uh, yes, Parker.

689
00:50:57,654 --> 00:50:59,600
I don't think
that I've shown you...

690
00:50:59,657 --> 00:51:02,160
the respect that you deserve.

691
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:04,832
Have you been getting the fruit
baskets I've been sending you, sir?

692
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:07,068
Yes.

693
00:51:07,131 --> 00:51:09,270
Yes.

694
00:51:09,333 --> 00:51:11,813
You know, Ensign,

695
00:51:11,868 --> 00:51:13,814
I think it's possible...

696
00:51:13,871 --> 00:51:16,249
that you're
lieutenant material,

697
00:51:16,307 --> 00:51:19,220
and I have an assignment for you
that just might prove that.

698
00:51:19,276 --> 00:51:21,381
Sir, I am ready for anything

699
00:51:21,445 --> 00:51:24,255
Good. I want you to go to McHale's
base, find out what's going on,

700
00:51:24,314 --> 00:51:27,557
get every drop of information,
and report back to me.

701
00:51:27,618 --> 00:51:29,894
- Understood?
- Thank you, sir.

702
00:51:29,953 --> 00:51:32,900
- Well, hop to it!
- Oh, y-yes, sir.

703
00:52:14,331 --> 00:52:17,710
The best I can figure, this
building here is a command center.

704
00:52:17,768 --> 00:52:21,716
The rest looks like standard stuff, if
you're building a gigantic missile silo.

705
00:52:21,772 --> 00:52:26,084
But it's so out in the open.
Vladakov's an underground terrorist.

706
00:52:26,143 --> 00:52:29,955
I can't believe he'd do something this big
on the doorstep of a U.S. naval base.

707
00:52:30,013 --> 00:52:32,584
- How do you know this chump?
- We lived together for a while.

708
00:52:32,649 --> 00:52:37,325
Oh. I didn't know. Not that
I'm judging you or anything.

709
00:52:37,387 --> 00:52:39,924
At Quantico. He trained as a
double agent under Cobra.

710
00:52:39,990 --> 00:52:42,698
Oh. I heard that this guy's
supposed to be like...

711
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,740
the second-best terrorist
in the world.

712
00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:47,298
Yeah but he wanted to be the
best, and then got greedy.

713
00:52:47,364 --> 00:52:49,503
After we captured him, the Pentagon said..

714
00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:52,308
We couldn't keep both of them,
so we had to let him go.

715
00:52:52,369 --> 00:52:54,315
So he got away clean?

716
00:52:54,371 --> 00:52:56,942
Not exactly. We made a
little detour on the way.

717
00:52:57,007 --> 00:53:00,284
My name and this face are two
things he's never gonna forget.

718
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:02,017
What?

719
00:53:02,079 --> 00:53:04,992
- Help! Help!
- What is that?

720
00:53:05,048 --> 00:53:08,962
Help! Help! Help!

721
00:53:09,019 --> 00:53:13,126
Help! Help! Help!

722
00:53:13,190 --> 00:53:15,295
McHale!

723
00:53:15,359 --> 00:53:17,305
- Fish him out, boys.
- Help!

724
00:53:17,361 --> 00:53:19,307
Help!

725
00:53:19,363 --> 00:53:23,505
Help! Help!

726
00:53:23,567 --> 00:53:25,706
Oh! Thanks. Thanks, guys.

727
00:53:25,769 --> 00:53:27,715
Thanks. Thanks, guys.

728
00:53:27,771 --> 00:53:29,751
Thanks. Thanks. Oh!

729
00:53:29,806 --> 00:53:33,515
I saw fish out there, big fish.
I saw a marlin...

730
00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:41,396
I bet you're wondering what I'm doing
with a piece of driftwood on my head?

731
00:53:41,451 --> 00:53:43,692
That's only one
of many questions.

732
00:53:43,754 --> 00:53:47,725
Don't you want to hear about the driftwood?
I was going for a natural look.

733
00:53:47,791 --> 00:53:50,067
Let him go, guys

734
00:53:50,127 --> 00:53:52,801
Wait a minute. Wait a minute, guys.

735
00:53:52,863 --> 00:53:54,900
Guys, come on. This is
really uncomfortable.

736
00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:57,741
Binghampton sent you here
to spy on us, didn't he?

737
00:53:57,801 --> 00:54:01,510
I'm not tellin'you a thing until you pop me.
Come on and pop me!

738
00:54:08,145 --> 00:54:10,182
What are you gonna do
with that thing?

739
00:54:10,247 --> 00:54:12,989
Aaahhh!

740
00:54:21,758 --> 00:54:24,932
You okay, Parker?
Put me in the game, coach.

741
00:54:24,995 --> 00:54:28,306
- I'll get a touchdown fourth quarter.
- Snap out of it.

742
00:54:28,365 --> 00:54:31,005
Since we've already burst your bubble,
I'm gonna lay it to you straight.

743
00:54:31,068 --> 00:54:34,072
We're goin' to Vladakov's and find out
how come he put a terrorist camp...

744
00:54:34,137 --> 00:54:36,083
in our friendly
little neighborhood here.

745
00:54:36,139 --> 00:54:39,211
Now, if you wanna tell Binghampton,
I'd be happy to take you there,

746
00:54:39,276 --> 00:54:41,347
but I think you'd rather
stay here and help us out.

747
00:54:41,411 --> 00:54:44,585
You gonna give me something
important to do?

748
00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:48,763
Absolutely.

749
00:54:48,819 --> 00:54:51,959
I love you guys! Buddy check!

750
00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:55,492
All right, watch my fins. Guys,
watch my...

751
00:55:08,005 --> 00:55:10,576
Come on, stupe. Hurry up. I'm
cuttin' as fast as I can.

752
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:14,383
- Turn 'em around the right way
- Sorry, it didn't come with a manual

753
00:55:14,444 --> 00:55:16,720
That's gonna be a pretty
big satellite station.

754
00:55:16,780 --> 00:55:18,726
Looks like it, doesn't it?

755
00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:20,352
We're in.

756
00:55:31,728 --> 00:55:34,072
All right, Gruber, Willie,
check out the far side.

757
00:55:34,131 --> 00:55:36,873
Right. Christy,
Virgil, go south.

758
00:55:36,933 --> 00:55:40,210
South. Happy and I
are gonna go north.

759
00:55:40,270 --> 00:55:43,547
What do you want me to do?
That's our only way out of here.

760
00:55:43,607 --> 00:55:45,553
Guard it.

761
00:56:04,027 --> 00:56:06,064
Willie, look at that rocket.

762
00:56:06,129 --> 00:56:08,769
That's big enough
to start World War III.

763
00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:34,500
Whoa! Yes!

764
00:56:34,558 --> 00:56:37,903
I bet this is their
munitions depot.

765
00:56:37,961 --> 00:56:39,907
Gee. You suppose?

766
00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:45,546
Major? Yes?

767
00:56:45,602 --> 00:56:48,606
Everything appears to be on schedule
for rendezvous with Feckler.

768
00:56:48,672 --> 00:56:51,949
With no complications, we are
fully operational in 35 hours.

769
00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:54,046
There will be no complications!

770
00:56:54,111 --> 00:56:57,092
I will neither allow
nor tolerate failure!

771
00:56:57,147 --> 00:57:00,128
Speaking of which,
where is my vodka?

772
00:57:00,183 --> 00:57:04,290
Has it arrived yet?
You! Go and see!

773
00:57:04,354 --> 00:57:06,664
Schnell! Schnell!

774
00:57:08,959 --> 00:57:10,905
Real important part
the mission.

775
00:57:10,961 --> 00:57:12,907
Oh, they couldn't
do without me.

776
00:57:12,963 --> 00:57:15,739
Let's see how they feel when they
don't have Equipment Guy there at...

777
00:58:20,931 --> 00:58:23,036
You okay? Yeah, yeah.
Fine. Let's go.

778
00:58:23,099 --> 00:58:25,045
What's that? We need it.

779
00:58:25,102 --> 00:58:27,275
- It's cable-ready.
- Come on, guys.

780
00:58:27,337 --> 00:58:31,149
Why don't you just put up a big sign
that says we came here and stole stuff?

781
00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:43,226
Okay, we can't take everything.
Um, leave the guns.

782
00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:49,970
Everything is going
beautifully and according to plan.

783
00:58:50,026 --> 00:58:53,405
There's no need to keep
calling me all the time.

784
00:58:56,466 --> 00:58:58,571
Hello! Hello!

785
00:58:58,635 --> 00:59:02,173
We are not going to get anywhere
if you all talk at the same time.

786
00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:06,153
Listen, we know you're a little sensitive when
it comes to what appears to be criticism.

787
00:59:06,209 --> 00:59:08,246
When dealing
with the number two terrorist,

788
00:59:08,311 --> 00:59:10,257
there's reason to be concerned

789
00:59:10,313 --> 00:59:12,486
We need reassurances that
everything is all right.

790
00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,495
Let me assure you that...

791
00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:17,555
Major, something terrible has happened!
Someone has stolen a...

792
00:59:19,222 --> 00:59:22,965
Just give me a minute.

793
00:59:23,026 --> 00:59:25,632
I am sorry. I am sorry.
I am so, so sorry.

794
00:59:25,695 --> 00:59:27,641
What is it?

795
00:59:27,697 --> 00:59:32,009
Someone has stolen a piece of the core cylinder.
I thought you would want to know.

796
00:59:32,068 --> 00:59:34,309
L-I could go ahead
and order a replacement,

797
00:59:34,371 --> 00:59:37,352
but I think if they hear from you,
they might move a little faster.

798
00:59:37,407 --> 00:59:41,514
Wait... here.

799
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:45,856
Is something wrong?
What's going on?

800
00:59:45,915 --> 00:59:47,861
We heard something
about stealing.

801
00:59:47,918 --> 00:59:51,127
No, no. Nothing's wrong.
Everything's fine.

802
00:59:51,188 --> 00:59:53,828
- Trust me.
- Hey, we don't appreciate that tone...

803
00:59:55,892 --> 00:59:58,600
So what do you think they're gonna
do with a giant missile thing?

804
00:59:58,662 --> 01:00:01,871
You got me, 'cause they also got a
lot of ground-based assault weapons.

805
01:00:01,931 --> 01:00:03,877
The thing that doesn't
make any sense is:

806
01:00:03,934 --> 01:00:06,778
Doesn't Vladakov know the
second we see that missile,

807
01:00:06,836 --> 01:00:09,510
the troops are gonna come in
and wipe him out?

808
01:00:10,840 --> 01:00:13,377
Parker? What? I
didn't do anything.

809
01:00:15,712 --> 01:00:18,318
What happened?

810
01:00:18,381 --> 01:00:20,418
I'm a terrible officer.

811
01:00:20,483 --> 01:00:24,795
I got pouty, I wandered off
and, well, then I broke this.

812
01:00:29,459 --> 01:00:31,769
Skip?

813
01:00:31,828 --> 01:00:35,037
You think you can rustle up one of
those vid-links for me real quick?

814
01:00:35,098 --> 01:00:37,078
That's why I'm here.

815
01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:43,308
- Great work, Parker.
- Thanks a lot, Skip.

816
01:00:45,241 --> 01:00:47,187
That's better. That's better.

817
01:00:47,243 --> 01:00:49,780
You say one of your men
disengaged the core cylinder?

818
01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:53,089
That's brilliant! Yeah, thanks, but I
think it's only gonna slow Vladakov down.

819
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:57,291
It's not gonna stop him. It'll give us time
to come up with a plan to neutralize him.

820
01:00:57,354 --> 01:01:01,530
We better quick; he's building a satellite
dish that's gonna be operational soon.

821
01:01:01,591 --> 01:01:05,539
He also mentioned, uh, a rendezvous
with someone named Feckler?

822
01:01:05,595 --> 01:01:08,542
Feckler?
He knows about Feckler?

823
01:01:08,598 --> 01:01:11,374
- Who's Feckler?
- It's the name of my pet project.

824
01:01:11,434 --> 01:01:13,778
The world's most advanced...
And until now...

825
01:01:13,837 --> 01:01:17,910
Secret Satellite Tracking Weapons
Guidance System, or SiTWiGS.

826
01:01:17,974 --> 01:01:21,979
- Why'd you call it “Feckler"?
- We already had something called “SiTWiGS."

827
01:01:23,113 --> 01:01:25,525
Here. Let me
show you something.

828
01:01:25,582 --> 01:01:29,462
The satellite is a G.P.S. system
for missile guidance.

829
01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:33,262
It enables us to hit any target
in the world within six inches.

830
01:01:33,323 --> 01:01:37,271
It comes around once a day
to change its launch codes.

831
01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:40,399
Yeah, but from what I saw, Vladakov's
set up to steal those codes.

832
01:01:40,463 --> 01:01:43,672
That's why I need you
to try and jam Vladakov

833
01:01:43,733 --> 01:01:46,009
to buy us some time
until we can get there.

834
01:01:46,069 --> 01:01:49,448
I'll get back to you.
Cobra out.

835
01:01:49,606 --> 01:01:51,608
Can we do it, Willie?

836
01:01:51,674 --> 01:01:54,655
Well, not with our equipment.
They have that Soviet-era crap.

837
01:01:54,711 --> 01:01:56,657
We're gonna need the same
stuff to be compatible.

838
01:01:56,713 --> 01:02:01,355
- How we gonna dig that up?
- When I think of Soviet-era crap, I think of Cuba.

839
01:02:12,095 --> 01:02:14,041
Welcome to Cuba, boys.

840
01:02:14,097 --> 01:02:16,043
Land of oppression
and opportunity.

841
01:02:28,144 --> 01:02:33,560
Hello, Havana. I am gonna score enough
cigars to keep me puffin' for a year.

842
01:02:33,616 --> 01:02:37,086
- Hey, guys, we are here on a mission.
- I got a mission of my own.

843
01:02:37,153 --> 01:02:40,726
Knock it off, guys!
Come on. We got a job to do.

844
01:02:53,136 --> 01:02:55,082
All right, fellas, listen up.

845
01:02:55,138 --> 01:02:57,084
I'm gonna go in and make the deal.
I'll be right back.

846
01:02:57,140 --> 01:02:59,211
You guys just hang out, okay?

847
01:02:59,275 --> 01:03:01,221
Hang out.

848
01:03:01,277 --> 01:03:03,689
- All right, who's got the Hackey Sack?
- Got it.

849
01:03:03,747 --> 01:03:07,092
Oh, oh, oh. I got it.

850
01:03:07,150 --> 01:03:10,029
Ow! Where'd it go?

851
01:03:13,856 --> 01:03:17,133
Excuse me. Is Armando around?

852
01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:20,640
- Armando is dead.
- Boy, I'm sorry to hear that.

853
01:03:23,867 --> 01:03:25,813
Armando lives.

854
01:03:27,604 --> 01:03:31,051
There is someone here to see you.

855
01:03:35,645 --> 01:03:37,591
Hey, buddy.

856
01:03:37,647 --> 01:03:42,562
- Hey, McHale. What's happening man? How you doin'?
- Good. What you been up to?

857
01:03:42,619 --> 01:03:45,099
Oh, a little bit of this,
a little bit of that.

858
01:03:45,155 --> 01:03:48,830
Mostly having flashbacks of concerts
I haven't been to yet, you know?

859
01:03:48,891 --> 01:03:51,872
- Hey, you came at a good time, my friend.
- Why? You havin' a sale?

860
01:03:51,928 --> 01:03:54,909
- Yeah, okay.
- Good.

861
01:03:54,964 --> 01:03:59,242
I need one of those S.S.B. transceivers.
I'll give you 600 bucks.

862
01:03:59,302 --> 01:04:02,010
You know, I may not remember
30 years of my life, man,

863
01:04:02,072 --> 01:04:04,109
but I remember those things cost 700.

864
01:04:04,174 --> 01:04:06,381
Really? Well, I can get 'em
in Damascus for five.

865
01:04:06,442 --> 01:04:09,548
Hey, last time I looked,
we weren't in Damascus, man.

866
01:04:11,981 --> 01:04:15,656
Thank you. I also need one of those
heat-seeking torpedo warheads,

867
01:04:15,718 --> 01:04:19,291
I need two battery eliminators, one
of those satellite uplink units...

868
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:22,768
- and 5,000 rounds of 50-caliber ammo.
- Hey, no problem, man.

869
01:04:22,825 --> 01:04:26,272
And, uh, I also need, uh,
some parts...

870
01:04:26,329 --> 01:04:29,276
for a 1942 Packard
P.T. boat engine.

871
01:04:29,332 --> 01:04:32,313
Oh, now, that might be tough, man.
Those Packards are very hard to fi...

872
01:04:32,368 --> 01:04:36,783
Well, I got a cousin, man. Ernesto.
He'll take care of you.

873
01:04:36,840 --> 01:04:38,786
Hey, guys, I don't see it.

874
01:04:38,842 --> 01:04:41,584
It's a round sack. It's got beans in it.

875
01:04:41,644 --> 01:04:44,420
Listen up, guys. We need to
take this back to the boat.

876
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,619
Me and Jose are going to
go buy some engine parts.

877
01:04:46,683 --> 01:04:49,220
- Mr. Parker's in charge.
- Why, thanks, Skip.

878
01:04:49,285 --> 01:04:51,959
All right, guys,
let's go. Head out!

879
01:04:54,324 --> 01:04:57,430
Come on!

880
01:05:00,763 --> 01:05:03,972
♪ ♪

881
01:05:07,103 --> 01:05:09,140
Gruber, that's the place
right there.

882
01:05:09,205 --> 01:05:12,379
Uh, gee, Mr. Parker.
McHale forgot something.

883
01:05:12,442 --> 01:05:14,422
Really? What? Uh...

884
01:05:14,477 --> 01:05:18,152
Oh. It's, uh...
Olsen coaxial monitor cable.

885
01:05:18,214 --> 01:05:21,024
An Olsen coaxial monitor cable?
Yep.

886
01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:24,361
Uh heck yeah, Mr. Parker. I can't tap
into a Soviet satellite system

887
01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:26,559
without a Olsen
coaxial monitor cable.

888
01:05:26,623 --> 01:05:29,832
Nope. Well, of course.

889
01:05:29,892 --> 01:05:32,304
We'll meet you back at the boat.
Yeah.

890
01:05:32,362 --> 01:05:35,343
- Right.
- Wait a minute.

891
01:05:38,635 --> 01:05:43,175
You guys better get, um, two of those,
uh, Olsen coaxial monitor cables...

892
01:05:43,239 --> 01:05:46,220
- just to be on the safe side.
- Right.

893
01:05:46,276 --> 01:05:48,984
- That's why you're the C.O.
- Always thinkin'.

894
01:05:51,547 --> 01:05:53,754
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

895
01:05:53,816 --> 01:05:56,888
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

896
01:05:56,953 --> 01:06:02,232
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

897
01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:07,001
♪ Ese neuvo ♪

898
01:06:07,063 --> 01:06:10,510
Boys, every man for himself.

899
01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:16,448
♪ Ese neuvo ♪
Buenos noches, senorita.

900
01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:19,419
- Buena
- Are you nueve in town?

901
01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:25,319
Bartender, dos martinis,
por favor.

902
01:06:32,121 --> 01:06:34,067
Is this called “poker”?

903
01:06:34,123 --> 01:06:36,103
I would like so much
to learn the game...

904
01:06:36,159 --> 01:06:38,435
and bring it back
to my native land.

905
01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:42,101
But I only have a couple of hundred dollars.

906
01:06:53,876 --> 01:06:55,822
Ahh!

907
01:07:01,818 --> 01:07:04,765
Rack 'em, amigo.

908
01:07:06,422 --> 01:07:10,268
And... it's your roll,
banana bud.

909
01:07:13,630 --> 01:07:15,576
Okay.

910
01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:20,977
Okay, let's just roll, okay? Let's go.

911
01:07:26,509 --> 01:07:28,511
Oh. God Oh!

912
01:07:37,120 --> 01:07:38,929
Ernesto?

913
01:07:38,988 --> 01:07:40,626
That's me.

914
01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:44,536
Armando! Oh, yeah. We're twins.

915
01:07:44,594 --> 01:07:47,734
I thought you were cousins.
Uh, yeah, yeah.

916
01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:49,777
Yeah. We're... Yeah.
We're twin cousins, man.

917
01:07:49,832 --> 01:07:53,143
It's funny, man. Everybody in my
family, we all look alike, man.

918
01:07:53,202 --> 01:07:55,148
Even my dog, man, looks just like me.

919
01:07:55,204 --> 01:07:58,208
Hey, you want boat parts, man?
I got something to show you.

920
01:07:58,274 --> 01:08:01,118
Come here.

921
01:08:01,177 --> 01:08:03,123
Check it out, man.

922
01:08:03,179 --> 01:08:05,125
Twin turbos, nitrous injected.

923
01:08:05,181 --> 01:08:07,127
I really put my heart
into this, man.

924
01:08:07,183 --> 01:08:09,129
I don't think I can sell it.

925
01:08:09,185 --> 01:08:11,131
Well, maybe I can.

926
01:08:11,187 --> 01:08:13,633
All right. Load it up.

927
01:08:13,689 --> 01:08:16,135
You heard the man.
Load it up, man!

928
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:32,348
♪ Baby baby, won't you hear my ♪
You're cheating.

929
01:08:32,408 --> 01:08:34,354
Let me see your dice.

930
01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:39,854
Just as I thought...
Loaded dice.

931
01:08:39,916 --> 01:08:42,055
Who raised you, monkey?

932
01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:45,659
I did. That's my monkey.

933
01:08:45,721 --> 01:08:48,827
Well, I can
kinda see the resemblance.

934
01:08:48,891 --> 01:08:53,271
♪ Baby baby, won't you hear my plea ♪

935
01:08:53,329 --> 01:08:55,275
Oh...

936
01:08:55,331 --> 01:08:57,675
Heh-heh-heh.

937
01:09:04,006 --> 01:09:06,247
Hey, Happy. What are you doin'?

938
01:09:06,309 --> 01:09:09,722
- Well, it appears I insulted a monkey.
- Hey!

939
01:09:11,013 --> 01:09:13,220
Thank you. I'm sorry.

940
01:09:13,282 --> 01:09:15,626
Whoa!

941
01:09:20,423 --> 01:09:22,369
Yes, well, my stuntmen
have arrived.

942
01:09:22,425 --> 01:09:24,735
Excuse me. I've got
to go rehearse.

943
01:09:26,796 --> 01:09:29,140
Hey, Happy. How you doin'?

944
01:09:29,198 --> 01:09:31,769
Peachy. Behind ya.

945
01:09:36,972 --> 01:09:38,918
Duck.

946
01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:42,220
- Yaaaah!
- Hey, hey!

947
01:09:45,314 --> 01:09:48,420
- Hey, Virg. How's that rehearsal goin'?
- Uh, fine, Willie.

948
01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:51,897
I think it's your cue.

949
01:09:51,954 --> 01:09:54,628
Thank you.

950
01:09:54,690 --> 01:09:57,569
Looked pretty real, didn't it?

951
01:09:57,627 --> 01:10:00,904
Did I ever tell you about
the time I... Whoa! Aaah!

952
01:10:00,963 --> 01:10:03,204
Hey, Christy. Today!

953
01:10:09,906 --> 01:10:11,943
Get a haircut.

954
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:24,023
Policia!

955
01:10:25,688 --> 01:10:29,261
Whoa. Whoa, whoa! All right, all right!

956
01:10:29,325 --> 01:10:33,034
Seems like beginners luck.

957
01:10:33,096 --> 01:10:37,943
Well, look at the time
I think I hear my ride.

958
01:10:38,001 --> 01:10:41,380
Uh, I'm in the San Ysidro book.

959
01:10:44,607 --> 01:10:47,383
You Commies fight
like a bunch of girls.

960
01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:06,373
- Hey, Parker. Where's the guys?
- Oh, they'll be back soon.

961
01:11:06,429 --> 01:11:10,673
They went back to get those Olsen coaxial
monitor cable things you forgot.

962
01:11:10,733 --> 01:11:13,236
- Oh, Chuck.
- Oh, boy.

963
01:11:13,302 --> 01:11:16,146
Skip. Skip, the guys
got busted by the cops.

964
01:11:16,205 --> 01:11:19,345
All right, you stay here,
load up the boat. Come on!

965
01:11:21,744 --> 01:11:24,020
Si. Si, that's what I said

966
01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:27,755
Huh?
Four American Navy sailors.

967
01:11:27,817 --> 01:11:29,763
Bueno!

968
01:11:29,819 --> 01:11:32,561
Manuel! These four
men will be my calling card...

969
01:11:32,622 --> 01:11:34,568
to meet el Presidente,

970
01:11:34,623 --> 01:11:38,969
the man who has given me,
given our people all of this.

971
01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:40,974
Hey, Senor.

972
01:11:41,030 --> 01:11:44,807
- We wanna call our embassy.
- Yeah? Well, you just shut up!

973
01:11:44,867 --> 01:11:47,404
You Anglo yankee pig dog.

974
01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:50,542
That was a good one.

975
01:11:57,013 --> 01:11:58,959
What?

976
01:11:59,015 --> 01:12:01,791
El Presidente!

977
01:12:04,453 --> 01:12:07,923
Release the American pig dogs
into our custody.

978
01:12:07,990 --> 01:12:11,597
Manuel, go get the prisoners.

979
01:12:17,366 --> 01:12:19,471
It is such an honor,
el Presidente.

980
01:12:19,535 --> 01:12:23,711
I was just telling Manuel here it has
been my lifelong dream to meet you.

981
01:12:23,773 --> 01:12:26,083
What's that, el Presidente?

982
01:12:28,211 --> 01:12:30,157
El Presidente said he would
be honored to have the cigars...

983
01:12:30,212 --> 01:12:32,158
of the brave men
who captured the Americans.

984
01:12:32,215 --> 01:12:34,388
Of course!

985
01:12:34,450 --> 01:12:36,396
What's ours is el Presidente's.

986
01:12:36,452 --> 01:12:38,295
In that case, he'd be honored
to have your shirt, tie,

987
01:12:38,354 --> 01:12:41,597
sunglasses and... why not...
Your pants too.

988
01:12:46,662 --> 01:12:49,666
Manuel, el Presidente
has honored us.

989
01:12:49,732 --> 01:12:53,009
He is asking for our ties and our
shirts and our sunglasses...

990
01:12:53,069 --> 01:12:55,948
and... why not...
Our pants too, eh?

991
01:12:56,005 --> 01:13:00,078
And now we'll bring the
American dogs to the pound.

992
01:13:03,212 --> 01:13:07,354
Wait! Presidente, por favor
uno foto, eh?

993
01:13:07,416 --> 01:13:10,522
Oh, el Presidente would love
to take a photo.

994
01:13:10,586 --> 01:13:12,566
But el Presidente
is in such a big hurry!

995
01:13:12,622 --> 01:13:14,795
How dare you give me orders!
Ow! Ow! Ow!

996
01:13:14,857 --> 01:13:16,928
Why are you pinching
el Presidente?

997
01:13:19,395 --> 01:13:21,841
Oh! Oh! Arrivederci!

998
01:13:30,005 --> 01:13:32,747
Presidente!
It's so nice to meet you.

999
01:13:37,012 --> 01:13:38,958
El Presidente.

1000
01:13:39,015 --> 01:13:42,553
All right, guys. We've only got
a few hours, so let's get set up.

1001
01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:50,294
Hey-

1002
01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:52,805
How did my father die, McHale?

1003
01:13:52,862 --> 01:13:55,274
Well, you know, I probably
shouldn't be talkin'...

1004
01:13:55,331 --> 01:13:57,743
about top-secret stuff
like that with an 11-year-old.

1005
01:14:06,509 --> 01:14:08,785
Was a good-lookin' man,
wasn't he?

1006
01:14:08,844 --> 01:14:11,518
Yeah, we were best friends.
He was a lot of fun.

1007
01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:13,526
And he really loved you.

1008
01:14:13,582 --> 01:14:17,189
He was
also a great soldier.

1009
01:14:17,253 --> 01:14:19,290
Very brave.

1010
01:14:19,355 --> 01:14:23,303
He found out that Vladakov was a
bad guy and had set us all up.

1011
01:14:23,359 --> 01:14:26,169
Your dad ended up saving a lot
of lives, including mine.

1012
01:14:26,228 --> 01:14:29,607
Trouble was,
he couldn't save his own.

1013
01:14:31,267 --> 01:14:33,338
I'll kill Vladakov myself!

1014
01:14:33,402 --> 01:14:37,214
No. I lost your dad,
and I'm not gonna lose you.

1015
01:14:37,273 --> 01:14:39,446
I'm gonna get him.
I guarantee it.

1016
01:14:40,910 --> 01:14:46,053
- What if he gets you first?
- I'm not a bettin' man, but...

1017
01:14:46,115 --> 01:14:49,324
Wait a minute. I am a bettin' man.

1018
01:14:49,385 --> 01:14:52,264
I'm gonna bet on me, and
I think you should too.

1019
01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:54,961
Everything's
gonna be okay, kid.

1020
01:14:55,024 --> 01:14:56,970
All right?

1021
01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:59,802
Now, listen.
I need to go take a shower.

1022
01:14:59,862 --> 01:15:01,808
So you know what that means?

1023
01:15:01,864 --> 01:15:04,401
Don't flush. That's right.

1024
01:15:27,423 --> 01:15:29,835
Major, everything seems
to be on schedule,

1025
01:15:29,892 --> 01:15:31,838
uh, except
for the core cylinder.

1026
01:15:31,894 --> 01:15:35,432
And where is it?
They promised it soon.

1027
01:15:40,669 --> 01:15:44,116
- The plane! The plane!
- Don't shoot.

1028
01:15:44,173 --> 01:15:46,119
It's one of ours.

1029
01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:50,189
Aaah!
Our new cylinder has arrived.

1030
01:15:50,245 --> 01:15:53,419
- And look! There's a note.
- Yes?

1031
01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:57,259
“Dear Vladakov,
We have found out about this.

1032
01:15:57,319 --> 01:16:01,028
"We are not very happy,
you lying sack of... "

1033
01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:06,871
Brilliance, intestinal fortitude,
flexibility in crisis...

1034
01:16:06,929 --> 01:16:08,875
a-and tolerance?

1035
01:16:12,535 --> 01:16:17,609
I've just flashed upon a happier time.

1036
01:16:20,676 --> 01:16:22,849
I would run.

1037
01:16:26,048 --> 01:16:27,994
Schnell! Schnell!

1038
01:16:32,955 --> 01:16:35,868
Hey, Skip. It's Cobra.

1039
01:16:35,925 --> 01:16:39,099
McHale, our operatives
have discovered...

1040
01:16:39,161 --> 01:16:42,040
that Vladakov plans
to destroy the Pentagon.

1041
01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:44,840
It must be 'cause they're havin' that
world conference on terrorism this week.

1042
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:48,473
Right. And the President's gonna be there
along with heads of 27 other countries.

1043
01:16:48,537 --> 01:16:50,483
Boy, he wants to be
number one real bad.

1044
01:16:50,539 --> 01:16:54,112
He's a loose cannon and he knows
how we operate. Be careful.

1045
01:16:54,176 --> 01:16:58,124
We will, sir. I've got a great crew
and we've got the equipment we need.

1046
01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:00,524
We're gonna be ready
to go in about an hour.

1047
01:17:00,583 --> 01:17:05,089
- McHale.
- Hey, I thought you killed that guy.

1048
01:17:07,156 --> 01:17:10,569
- Ow!
- Did I get him?

1049
01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:17,601
Not quite, sir.

1050
01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:19,612
- So, is this gonna work?
- I hope so.

1051
01:17:19,668 --> 01:17:21,648
Don't let that idiot
Binghampton get in your way.

1052
01:17:21,704 --> 01:17:24,378
He's too busy gettin' in his own way, sir.

1053
01:17:24,440 --> 01:17:27,444
- Hey, you still stockin' that good cognac?
- Yeah. Why?

1054
01:17:27,509 --> 01:17:30,388
Because when I get down there this
afternoon with the SEAL team...

1055
01:17:30,446 --> 01:17:32,722
we'll need somethin' to
toast with when it's all over.

1056
01:17:32,781 --> 01:17:35,261
- All right, then.
- We'll talk soon.

1057
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,263
Aye-aye.

1058
01:18:07,616 --> 01:18:12,895
- Major! Major! Hurry!
- If you ever dare to intrude upon my shower again,

1059
01:18:12,955 --> 01:18:15,401
I shall make sure that
your death will be slow,

1060
01:18:15,457 --> 01:18:18,666
public and require at least
six separate coffins.

1061
01:18:18,727 --> 01:18:22,265
Do you understand?

1062
01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:26,973
Wait a minute. Aren't you the
one I told to alert me...

1063
01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:32,577
when the time was growing near, so
that I would not miss the big moment?

1064
01:18:36,512 --> 01:18:39,391
Well, then.

1065
01:18:39,448 --> 01:18:42,622
I'm... sorry.

1066
01:18:42,685 --> 01:18:45,723
No problem.

1067
01:18:55,731 --> 01:18:57,677
Ladies and gentlemen, and now it's time

1068
01:18:57,733 --> 01:19:01,078
To say good evening to my old pal, Happy

1069
01:19:01,137 --> 01:19:04,050
Yeah! Happy!

1070
01:19:04,106 --> 01:19:05,983
Happy, now I see
you're all dressed up.

1071
01:19:06,041 --> 01:19:08,988
- Now, is this for the party or for a court appearance?
- A little lower.

1072
01:19:09,044 --> 01:19:11,854
How do you guys find a date?

1073
01:19:11,914 --> 01:19:13,860
“Mom, I wanna date
my sister”

1074
01:19:13,916 --> 01:19:17,329
No, but seriously,

1075
01:19:17,386 --> 01:19:19,957
- you know, Happy, I have a girlfriend
- McHale.

1076
01:19:20,022 --> 01:19:22,502
Hey, Carpenter.
What brings you here?

1077
01:19:22,558 --> 01:19:25,004
Well, I came to tell you that
I've come to the conclusion...

1078
01:19:25,060 --> 01:19:27,006
that Binghampton is an idiot.

1079
01:19:27,062 --> 01:19:29,008
But... what are you doing?

1080
01:19:29,064 --> 01:19:31,010
Well, we're havin'
a “Save the World" party.

1081
01:19:31,066 --> 01:19:33,012
Come here.

1082
01:19:33,068 --> 01:19:36,345
- How's it iookin', Willie?
- Uh, just lockin' in now. Wish me luck.

1083
01:19:36,405 --> 01:19:38,783
Wish you luck? I'm the one who
has to get up there onstage.

1084
01:19:38,841 --> 01:19:40,787
- How much time we got?
- Ninety seconds.

1085
01:19:40,843 --> 01:19:43,255
Ninety seconds.
Wait right here.

1086
01:19:48,984 --> 01:19:52,693
- How long?
- Seventy-five seconds, sir.

1087
01:19:57,993 --> 01:20:01,440
- Where's your dinghy, sailor?
- Why, it's where it always is, sir.

1088
01:20:01,497 --> 01:20:04,774
Is it hooked up to the masthead?
No, that was just like...

1089
01:20:04,833 --> 01:20:07,143
McHale, what is going on?

1090
01:20:07,202 --> 01:20:09,182
Vladakov's trying to steal
satellite codes...

1091
01:20:09,238 --> 01:20:12,151
so he can launch a missile that
could kill a lot of people.

1092
01:20:12,207 --> 01:20:14,209
- Go on.
- So we got all this stuff...

1093
01:20:14,276 --> 01:20:16,222
so we could jam his link
to the satellite.

1094
01:20:16,278 --> 01:20:19,555
Hopefully, this show will be the
only transmission he receives.

1095
01:20:19,615 --> 01:20:22,926
- But why the comedy club? Why all this stuff?
- Look at these people.

1096
01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:25,056
A few days ago, they got their
village burned to the ground

1097
01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,066
but they're here
laughin' their heads off.

1098
01:20:27,122 --> 01:20:29,124
That's what I love about
these guys... their strength.

1099
01:20:29,191 --> 01:20:31,137
That's why I do my best
to protect 'em.

1100
01:20:31,193 --> 01:20:34,436
- Uh, Skip? It's time.
- Okay.

1101
01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:37,568
Be right back.

1102
01:20:40,702 --> 01:20:43,706
Starting countdown at 20..

1103
01:20:43,772 --> 01:20:47,914
19, 18, 17, 16

1104
01:20:47,976 --> 01:20:52,584
15,14,13,12,11...

1105
01:20:57,052 --> 01:21:00,898
- Six, five
- Four, three

1106
01:21:03,025 --> 01:21:05,505
NOW!

1107
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:09,900
Buenos noches,
mujeres y caballeros!

1108
01:21:09,965 --> 01:21:13,071
- And welcome to McHa-Ha-Hale's Mambo Party!
- What is this?

1109
01:21:13,135 --> 01:21:15,809
I'm not sure, sir.

1110
01:21:17,873 --> 01:21:22,322
So let's get the show
r-r-r-r-r-rolling!

1111
01:21:22,377 --> 01:21:25,449
Our first performer-
ya know him, ya love him.

1112
01:21:25,514 --> 01:21:27,824
He's the hardest-working
smuggler on the black market.

1113
01:21:27,883 --> 01:21:30,955
Give it up for Quinton McHale!

1114
01:21:34,256 --> 01:21:36,236
♪ ♪ Thank you, Ensign Parker.

1115
01:21:36,291 --> 01:21:38,464
It's good to see ya
back in men's clothing.

1116
01:21:38,527 --> 01:21:40,803
McHale!

1117
01:21:40,863 --> 01:21:42,934
I'm supposed to tell you about
our drink special tonight...

1118
01:21:42,998 --> 01:21:44,807
"Stolen Vodka Surprise."

1119
01:21:44,867 --> 01:21:48,440
- We stole Vladakov's vodka.
- Surprise!

1120
01:21:50,339 --> 01:21:52,615
So this guy comes up to me and he says,
“You know you shouldn't smoke.”

1121
01:21:52,674 --> 01:21:56,247
We are in a new era.

1122
01:21:56,311 --> 01:22:00,350
If we do not devise some
greater and more equitable...

1123
01:22:00,415 --> 01:22:03,521
Anybody here from San Felipe?

1124
01:22:03,585 --> 01:22:05,462
Okay, come on.
You're embarrassing me.

1125
01:22:05,521 --> 01:22:07,899
And I've got a very special
guest here tonight.

1126
01:22:07,956 --> 01:22:10,664
Let's show a little respect for
Lieutenant Penelope Carpenter.

1127
01:22:10,726 --> 01:22:16,074
Now, let's give her big San Moreno welcome! Yes!

1128
01:22:16,131 --> 01:22:18,133
Yeah!

1129
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:20,305
- This guy goes to this house of ill repute-
- I'm sorry.

1130
01:22:20,369 --> 01:22:22,576
I-I don't know what
has happened.

1131
01:22:22,638 --> 01:22:25,141
I can't seem to stop
the transmission.

1132
01:22:25,207 --> 01:22:28,245
How is this possible?
You have to fix this!

1133
01:22:28,310 --> 01:22:30,290
This is horrible!
Oh, I don't know.

1134
01:22:30,345 --> 01:22:33,019
I thought the black guy was pretty good.

1135
01:22:33,081 --> 01:22:35,857
I mean, compared to the fat white guy.

1136
01:22:37,519 --> 01:22:40,090
You don't really want
to shoot me, do you?

1137
01:22:40,155 --> 01:22:43,830
Mm-mmm.

1138
01:22:43,892 --> 01:22:46,372
You!

1139
01:22:49,531 --> 01:22:52,410
Here. Your lunch.

1140
01:22:52,467 --> 01:22:56,074
- Thank you.
- No problem.

1141
01:22:57,572 --> 01:22:59,779
Oh, my God.

1142
01:22:59,842 --> 01:23:03,119
A completely unmotivated,
random killing.

1143
01:23:04,846 --> 01:23:07,850
All right, now I'd like to introduce
you to the Amazing Christy.

1144
01:23:07,916 --> 01:23:10,954
It's amazing what
he can do with an I.Q. of 40.

1145
01:23:13,889 --> 01:23:17,166
- What do you do for a living? Are you an astronaut?
- Hey. Let's talk.

1146
01:23:17,225 --> 01:23:19,501
Come on.

1147
01:23:21,563 --> 01:23:23,941
Knock it off, Virgil This
is harder than it looks.

1148
01:23:23,999 --> 01:23:27,879
Now I just gotta figure out
what Vladakov's really up to.

1149
01:23:27,936 --> 01:23:31,713
If he just wanted to steal satellite codes,
he wouldn't go about it in this way.

1150
01:23:31,773 --> 01:23:33,753
He was a double agent
under Noriega,

1151
01:23:33,809 --> 01:23:37,154
and Cobra and I lost the chance to put
him away for good during the invasion.

1152
01:23:37,212 --> 01:23:40,955
Unfortunately, intelligence underestimated
the size of Noriega's security force...

1153
01:23:41,016 --> 01:23:43,496
and didn't give you
enough backup.

1154
01:23:43,552 --> 01:23:45,828
- Yeah.
- I did my thesis...

1155
01:23:45,887 --> 01:23:48,697
on the Panama action
while I was at the Academy.

1156
01:23:48,757 --> 01:23:50,759
That's good. Have a seat.

1157
01:23:50,826 --> 01:23:55,400
That's right. You were the first
female through the Academy.

1158
01:23:55,464 --> 01:23:57,671
- Yes, sir.
- Boy, you put up with a lot of crap.

1159
01:23:57,733 --> 01:24:00,043
True.

1160
01:24:00,102 --> 01:24:02,412
But I really didn't have
another option.

1161
01:24:02,471 --> 01:24:04,883
I love the Navy.

1162
01:24:04,940 --> 01:24:07,443
Why'd you quit
the Navy, Quinton?

1163
01:24:07,509 --> 01:24:10,149
Well, Penelope,
I quit the Navy...

1164
01:24:10,212 --> 01:24:12,351
'cause I got tired of comin'
home from missions

1165
01:24:12,414 --> 01:24:14,519
and havin' another Binghampton
waitin' to give me orders.

1166
01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:17,928
- Have I mentioned I don't like that guy?
- Yes, which is why I came.

1167
01:24:17,986 --> 01:24:21,195
- He is really itching to go after Vladakov himself.
- That figures

1168
01:24:21,256 --> 01:24:25,432
Guys like Binghampton are always willing
to get men killed for their own egos.

1169
01:24:27,229 --> 01:24:30,972
I had a man in my unit... Robert
Valenzuela... who was from here.

1170
01:24:31,033 --> 01:24:33,843
Bravest man I ever worked with.

1171
01:24:33,902 --> 01:24:36,439
Vladakov killed him
down in Panama.

1172
01:24:36,505 --> 01:24:39,884
- I bet that wasn't in your thesis.
- I'm so sorry.

1173
01:24:39,941 --> 01:24:42,148
Yeah, I'm sorry too.

1174
01:24:42,210 --> 01:24:45,657
The Navy wouldn't acknowledge our
mission, so his family got nothing.

1175
01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:49,560
So I decided that I would take
care of his son and his family.

1176
01:24:49,618 --> 01:24:53,657
Little did I know he was related to
every single person on this island.

1177
01:24:53,722 --> 01:24:56,066
But that's what I do
now, and I like it.

1178
01:25:01,229 --> 01:25:03,436
I-I should really go check
on Binghampton.

1179
01:25:03,498 --> 01:25:05,478
- I-I'll let you know.
- Yeah.

1180
01:25:05,534 --> 01:25:07,480
- Do that.
- Okay.

1181
01:25:07,536 --> 01:25:10,210
Drive safe.

1182
01:25:16,912 --> 01:25:20,325
Speed is the essence of war.

1183
01:25:20,382 --> 01:25:23,295
Take advantage
of the enemy's unpreparedness,

1184
01:25:23,352 --> 01:25:26,094
travel by unexpected routes,

1185
01:25:26,154 --> 01:25:30,364
and strike the enemy where
he has taken no precaution!

1186
01:25:31,993 --> 01:25:34,667
Fall out! Hit the boat!

1187
01:25:41,403 --> 01:25:43,542
Sir, what are you doing?

1188
01:25:43,605 --> 01:25:46,108
This is my moment
of destiny, Carpenter.

1189
01:25:46,174 --> 01:25:48,916
This is not your mission, sir.
It is McHale's.

1190
01:25:48,977 --> 01:25:50,923
I'm going to have
to notify him.

1191
01:25:50,979 --> 01:25:52,925
This is an invasion, Lieutenant.

1192
01:25:52,981 --> 01:25:56,690
No communications get off this base
except through me. Understood?

1193
01:25:56,751 --> 01:25:59,027
Why are you doing this, sir?

1194
01:25:59,087 --> 01:26:01,033
Listen to me, Carpenter.

1195
01:26:01,089 --> 01:26:04,627
Cobra's going to retire soon. They'll
be looking for someone to replace him.

1196
01:26:04,693 --> 01:26:09,403
Let's just say that Wallace B. Binghampton
is about to submit his resume.

1197
01:26:09,464 --> 01:26:11,603
Sir?

1198
01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:14,374
Respectfully... you're nuts.

1199
01:26:15,770 --> 01:26:20,310
The Navy has a word for
officers like you: “prisoner.”

1200
01:26:20,375 --> 01:26:23,322
S.P., the lieutenant
is confined to the brig.

1201
01:26:23,378 --> 01:26:25,449
Escort her there immediately.

1202
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,790
Aye-aye, sir. Lieutenant?

1203
01:26:32,387 --> 01:26:34,765
See you on CNN, Carpenter.

1204
01:26:34,823 --> 01:26:39,397
- I'm really sorry about this, Lieutenant.
- Aw, don't worry about it.

1205
01:26:39,461 --> 01:26:43,739
Look, you don't happen to have a steel
plate in your head or anything, do you?

1206
01:26:43,799 --> 01:26:46,405
- No.
- Good.

1207
01:26:49,604 --> 01:26:51,914
Sorry about that.

1208
01:26:51,940 --> 01:26:54,511
Major, I hope this is good news.

1209
01:26:54,576 --> 01:26:56,522
The logistics involved
in getting three men...

1210
01:26:56,578 --> 01:26:59,957
of such different temperaments together is just-
- Forget that.

1211
01:27:00,015 --> 01:27:03,087
We are all here.
What is it you want?

1212
01:27:03,151 --> 01:27:08,123
Gentlemen, I am proud to report
that the missile is on its way.

1213
01:27:08,190 --> 01:27:11,467
- Excellent! - Very good.
- Congratulations.

1214
01:27:11,526 --> 01:27:13,472
Well, thank you.

1215
01:27:13,528 --> 01:27:17,135
I think this will go a long way in making
you the number one terrorist in the world.

1216
01:27:17,199 --> 01:27:21,648
- Oh, you think so?
- Absolutely. When can we celebrate?

1217
01:27:23,372 --> 01:27:26,945
In, uh, just about ten seconds.

1218
01:27:27,009 --> 01:27:30,047
But first, I have just one question:

1219
01:27:30,111 --> 01:27:33,183
do you happen to know
if your check has cleared?

1220
01:27:34,649 --> 01:27:37,493
Definitely! I guarantee it.

1221
01:27:37,552 --> 01:27:41,295
Well, then, let's celebrate now.

1222
01:27:41,356 --> 01:27:43,358
Hmm. All right.

1223
01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:46,201
- To the new world order.
- New world order.

1224
01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:49,071
To no world order.

1225
01:27:49,130 --> 01:27:51,474
Hmm?

1226
01:27:51,533 --> 01:27:53,479
What's that?

1227
01:27:56,938 --> 01:27:59,145
Don't judge me, David.

1228
01:27:59,207 --> 01:28:01,778
You're hindering
my spiritual growth.

1229
01:28:01,843 --> 01:28:04,323
Clear!

1230
01:28:04,379 --> 01:28:07,417
Get that line! Up the port side.

1231
01:28:07,482 --> 01:28:10,986
Bitchin'. You guys did
a heck of a job on this boat.

1232
01:28:11,052 --> 01:28:13,089
- Thanks.
- Looks great.

1233
01:28:13,155 --> 01:28:15,101
Uh-oh. Look at that.

1234
01:28:17,092 --> 01:28:19,868
Three days ago, she wouldn't talk to me.
Now I can't get rid of her.

1235
01:28:19,928 --> 01:28:22,670
Quint, Binghampton's
going after Vladakov.

1236
01:28:22,731 --> 01:28:26,201
- We better get over there, men. Gear up.
- But the boat's not ready.

1237
01:28:26,268 --> 01:28:29,249
Then you better make it ready, mister.
Come on.

1238
01:28:35,810 --> 01:28:37,756
- Sir?
- What?

1239
01:28:37,812 --> 01:28:41,692
- The compound is over here.
- Oh.

1240
01:28:45,987 --> 01:28:48,263
Looks like nobody's around.

1241
01:28:48,323 --> 01:28:52,567
- This is really weird.
- Well, obviously, the little cowards are hiding.

1242
01:28:52,627 --> 01:28:55,369
- I'll just have to flush them out.
- Uh, sir...

1243
01:29:00,402 --> 01:29:03,440
That should get their attention.

1244
01:29:27,329 --> 01:29:29,275
Oops.

1245
01:29:31,933 --> 01:29:34,573
I don't suppose
that's Binghampton.

1246
01:29:37,672 --> 01:29:39,618
- Spread out!
- Aye-aye, sir!

1247
01:29:54,956 --> 01:29:57,800
It, uh, looks like the mission
is accomplished, sir.

1248
01:29:57,859 --> 01:30:00,635
- Damn right.
- Binghampton.

1249
01:30:00,695 --> 01:30:03,676
- What's goin' on?
- Well, look here. The great McHale arrives...

1250
01:30:03,732 --> 01:30:06,008
after the battle is over.

1251
01:30:06,067 --> 01:30:08,946
And who's with him?
Penelope Carpenter...

1252
01:30:09,004 --> 01:30:12,144
the former promising lieutenant
turned P.T. groupie.

1253
01:30:12,207 --> 01:30:14,187
- What happened here?
- It's obvious.

1254
01:30:14,242 --> 01:30:16,984
I stormed, and I conquered.

1255
01:30:17,045 --> 01:30:20,515
And when Cobra arrives, he'll see who
stepped in to clean up your mess.

1256
01:30:20,582 --> 01:30:24,120
- Cobra's coming down here?
- Yes, and I intend to give him an earful...

1257
01:30:24,185 --> 01:30:26,722
about your recent indiscretions.

1258
01:30:26,788 --> 01:30:31,897
- McHale, this whole base was wired to blow up.
- Ah, Parker. Another traitor.

1259
01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:37,137
Now, listen to me, McHale. There's no way you're
gonna take this great victory away from me.

1260
01:30:37,198 --> 01:30:40,179
Now, I'm going to go
and get ready to greet Cobra.

1261
01:30:40,235 --> 01:30:42,977
Come on, men.

1262
01:30:43,038 --> 01:30:45,712
Hey, Skip. Looks like
there's nobody here.

1263
01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:48,414
Hey, guys.

1264
01:30:48,476 --> 01:30:50,422
Look what I found.

1265
01:30:50,478 --> 01:30:52,890
Vladakov's shrink. Doctor.

1266
01:30:52,947 --> 01:30:57,054
Where's Vladakov?

1267
01:30:58,720 --> 01:31:02,566
He shot me! After all my years of
service listening to his complexes.

1268
01:31:02,624 --> 01:31:06,868
I opened my heart to him
and look what I get for it!

1269
01:31:06,928 --> 01:31:11,274
- Where are Vladakov's men?
- Ah. They all resigned.

1270
01:31:11,332 --> 01:31:13,608
This makes absolutely
no sense at all.

1271
01:31:13,668 --> 01:31:16,376
Why set up all this and
then not put up a fight?

1272
01:31:16,437 --> 01:31:18,439
Hey, Skip.

1273
01:31:18,506 --> 01:31:20,486
Take a look at this.

1274
01:31:23,578 --> 01:31:27,993
San Ysidro, this is Cobra One moving
on final approach in 20 minutes.

1275
01:31:28,049 --> 01:31:30,188
That's affirmative,
Cobra One. San Ysidro out.

1276
01:31:30,252 --> 01:31:32,198
Where did they tap
into our vid-link?

1277
01:31:32,253 --> 01:31:34,392
By the look of all this stuff,
they've had it the whole time.

1278
01:31:34,456 --> 01:31:38,427
Ahoy McHale. Sorry I couldn't
be there to enjoy my fireworks,

1279
01:31:38,493 --> 01:31:43,135
but I've been planning a surprise
party for our good buddy Cobra.

1280
01:31:43,198 --> 01:31:45,269
Sorry. You are not invited.

1281
01:31:45,333 --> 01:31:48,405
- He set us up!
- Why would he have something against Cobra?

1282
01:31:48,469 --> 01:31:50,813
I don't know. We trained together.
Cobra never cut him any slack.

1283
01:31:50,872 --> 01:31:53,284
But he's not crazy enough to go to
all this trouble for that, is he?

1284
01:31:53,341 --> 01:31:55,821
- Oh, do you really have to ask?
- We've gotta find Cobra.

1285
01:31:55,877 --> 01:31:58,687
Let's get to the boat, men.

1286
01:31:58,746 --> 01:32:01,158
Oh, yes. Yes!

1287
01:32:12,894 --> 01:32:15,431
How long before we land?

1288
01:32:15,497 --> 01:32:17,443
About 20 minutes, sir.

1289
01:32:27,742 --> 01:32:29,688
You guys see anything
out there?

1290
01:32:29,744 --> 01:32:32,520
- Nothin' in this direction, Skip.
- Got 'em! Straight ahead.

1291
01:32:34,415 --> 01:32:36,656
All right, guys.
Get ready for anything

1292
01:32:47,161 --> 01:32:51,303
- Full speed ahead, Jose.
- Right!

1293
01:33:19,827 --> 01:33:22,671
Now we are starting to boogie!

1294
01:33:35,777 --> 01:33:37,723
Hello, boy!

1295
01:33:43,785 --> 01:33:45,731
A P.T. boat?

1296
01:33:45,787 --> 01:33:48,358
There must be a crack
in the Bermuda Triangle.

1297
01:33:48,423 --> 01:33:51,199
- What?
- Uh, n-nothing, sir.

1298
01:34:00,101 --> 01:34:02,604
There's Vladakov!

1299
01:34:03,772 --> 01:34:06,218
Ah, McHale.

1300
01:34:07,976 --> 01:34:09,922
Sit!

1301
01:34:09,978 --> 01:34:11,924
There's a good dog.

1302
01:34:17,085 --> 01:34:19,031
Get ready, boys.

1303
01:34:20,688 --> 01:34:23,259
So, you want to play
“Chicken,” huh?

1304
01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:44,585
Hold on!

1305
01:35:11,706 --> 01:35:14,619
Hang on! Hang on!

1306
01:35:19,881 --> 01:35:25,160
- Jose, kick in that nitrous!
- Coming right up!

1307
01:35:32,760 --> 01:35:35,206
Virgil, let him know
we're here.

1308
01:35:36,264 --> 01:35:38,210
Aye-aye, Skip.

1309
01:35:41,402 --> 01:35:46,909
McHale, I have someone here
who wants to speak to you.

1310
01:35:46,974 --> 01:35:50,285
- "Say, “Hey, buddy."
- McHale!

1311
01:35:50,345 --> 01:35:52,825
- Recognize the voice?
- Hold your fire!

1312
01:35:54,749 --> 01:35:57,320
He's got Roberto!

1313
01:36:03,024 --> 01:36:05,334
Whoa. Incoming!

1314
01:36:05,393 --> 01:36:07,339
Hit the deck!

1315
01:36:16,003 --> 01:36:18,347
- Whoo! Yeah!
- Whoo!

1316
01:36:18,406 --> 01:36:21,216
- What was that?
- I think it was an explosion, sir.

1317
01:36:21,276 --> 01:36:24,689
- Let's go back and take a look.
- Okay, sir.

1318
01:36:31,252 --> 01:36:33,892
- Nice shot, Carpenter.
- Thanks.

1319
01:36:33,955 --> 01:36:37,493
- More power, Jose. Let's go.
- You got it.

1320
01:36:48,936 --> 01:36:52,042
McHale, look!

1321
01:36:53,941 --> 01:36:56,319
- Good job, kid.
- I'll get him, Skip.

1322
01:36:56,377 --> 01:37:00,257
- Thanks, Parker.
- Eeeyaah!

1323
01:37:03,918 --> 01:37:06,865
I'm comin', buddy boy.

1324
01:37:06,921 --> 01:37:08,867
Just relax. Kick your feet.

1325
01:37:14,162 --> 01:37:16,142
What is that?

1326
01:37:23,438 --> 01:37:25,384
Let him have it!

1327
01:37:35,650 --> 01:37:38,153
- Oh. My God!
- Hey!

1328
01:37:40,688 --> 01:37:44,158
- Jose, we need more power!
- I'm givin' her all she's got!

1329
01:37:48,329 --> 01:37:52,641
- Is he still there?
- I don't know. He's not on the radar, sir.

1330
01:37:56,504 --> 01:37:59,610
- Firing torpedo number one!
- No, Skip! Not that one!

1331
01:38:02,710 --> 01:38:05,122
Sorry, Skip. I got a good
deal on 'em in Havana.

1332
01:38:05,179 --> 01:38:07,181
You ever hear of a humidor,
knucklehead?

1333
01:38:15,389 --> 01:38:18,962
- We're hit! We're hit!
- All right, take her down for a landing!

1334
01:38:32,773 --> 01:38:35,686
Firing torpedo number two!

1335
01:38:42,250 --> 01:38:44,628
Hey, Vlady.
How's your hemorrhoids?

1336
01:38:44,685 --> 01:38:47,859
Huh?

1337
01:38:56,898 --> 01:38:58,900
This is for Panama.

1338
01:39:02,470 --> 01:39:04,711
What a dick!

1339
01:39:17,919 --> 01:39:21,594
Yeah! Whoa! Aaaah!

1340
01:39:21,656 --> 01:39:25,069
Great job, guys. Now
let's go pick up Cobra.

1341
01:39:39,307 --> 01:39:41,685
- Let's go! Everybody out!
- Let's go, men!

1342
01:39:41,742 --> 01:39:44,450
Right down on the beach!
Go ahead!

1343
01:39:44,512 --> 01:39:47,083
Watch out for that propeller.
Let's go!

1344
01:39:55,189 --> 01:39:58,295
- Thanks a lot, little buddy.
- No problem.

1345
01:39:58,359 --> 01:40:03,172
You know, I totally forgot
about that inner-ear thing.

1346
01:40:03,231 --> 01:40:07,338
Hey! My whistle.

1347
01:40:09,503 --> 01:40:11,449
And it still works too.

1348
01:40:23,651 --> 01:40:25,756
Congratulations, young man.

1349
01:40:26,854 --> 01:40:29,892
Yes, congratulations
are in order.

1350
01:40:29,957 --> 01:40:32,665
You men deserve these medals
'cause you earned them!

1351
01:40:32,727 --> 01:40:35,867
I'm proud of you.

1352
01:40:35,930 --> 01:40:39,468
The Navy is proud of you.
God bless you all.

1353
01:40:39,534 --> 01:40:41,480
- Thank you, sir.
- Thank you, sir.

1354
01:40:41,535 --> 01:40:43,481
Right-hand salute.

1355
01:40:45,006 --> 01:40:47,680
Thank you, gentlemen.

1356
01:40:47,741 --> 01:40:50,688
Lieutenant Commander Carpenter.

1357
01:40:50,744 --> 01:40:53,315
Congratulations.

1358
01:40:53,380 --> 01:40:57,487
Uh... uh...

1359
01:40:57,552 --> 01:41:00,328
I never could pin one of
these things on a woman.

1360
01:41:00,388 --> 01:41:02,459
Uh, hold out your hand,
young lady.

1361
01:41:02,523 --> 01:41:05,629
Thank you very much.

1362
01:41:07,094 --> 01:41:10,439
Thank you.

1363
01:41:12,099 --> 01:41:17,310
I would like to present
this commendation...

1364
01:41:17,371 --> 01:41:19,874
and this medal for bravery...

1365
01:41:19,940 --> 01:41:24,286
to the Navy's newest
lieutenant, Charles T. Parker.

1366
01:41:24,345 --> 01:41:26,951
You, sir, embody the spirit
and dedication...

1367
01:41:27,047 --> 01:41:29,926
that is in accordance with
the highest Navy traditions.

1368
01:41:29,984 --> 01:41:32,521
Thank you, sir.

1369
01:41:32,586 --> 01:41:36,295
I guess I'd like to thank, uh, the
Academy... the Naval Academy...

1370
01:41:36,357 --> 01:41:38,462
I'm just kiddin'.

1371
01:41:38,526 --> 01:41:40,733
Quinton,
thanks for the save.

1372
01:41:40,794 --> 01:41:43,741
I want you to accept this medal
and this brand-new ball field...

1373
01:41:43,797 --> 01:41:48,075
as a token of appreciation from
the Navy for all your hard work.

1374
01:41:49,137 --> 01:41:51,845
- Thank you, Admiral.
- What?

1375
01:41:51,906 --> 01:41:55,319
- Thanks, Dad.
- All right!

1376
01:41:57,612 --> 01:42:01,355
- Hey, how's my old boat runnin'?
- Well, it's old, but it can still kick a little ass.

1377
01:42:01,415 --> 01:42:04,055
Yeah!

1378
01:42:04,118 --> 01:42:05,995
Words from that old Negro spiritual...

1379
01:42:06,053 --> 01:42:07,999
That's enough, son.

1380
01:42:08,055 --> 01:42:12,731
And now, Roberto Valenzuela would
like to make a special presentation.

1381
01:42:19,333 --> 01:42:22,405
McHale?

1382
01:42:22,470 --> 01:42:26,782
McHale, on behalf of the
people from San Moreno,

1383
01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:29,411
we would like to thank you
for saving our island.

1384
01:42:29,476 --> 01:42:32,923
To show our appreciation, we would
like to give you a little gift.

1385
01:42:43,557 --> 01:42:47,437
Wow! It looks good.
Sounds good too.

1386
01:42:47,495 --> 01:42:51,102
I guess I won't have to fiddle
with it this time. Whoo!

1387
01:42:55,569 --> 01:42:58,379
How about a ride, Penelope?

1388
01:42:58,439 --> 01:43:01,386
You know the Navy's rules about
fraternization between officers.

1389
01:43:01,442 --> 01:43:04,912
Well... looks like
I'm retired again.

1390
01:43:08,015 --> 01:43:09,961
Whoo!

1391
01:43:10,017 --> 01:43:12,725
Whoo, yeah!

1392
01:43:12,787 --> 01:43:15,324
Hey, ump.
Let's get the game started.

1393
01:43:17,391 --> 01:43:19,393
Uh, yes. Right away.

1394
01:43:19,460 --> 01:43:22,532
And McHale?

1395
01:43:22,596 --> 01:43:25,099
Congratulations.
You too, Carpenter.

1396
01:43:25,166 --> 01:43:27,669
- Good... job.
- Yeah, it was, wasn't it?

1397
01:43:35,175 --> 01:43:37,121
Play ball!

1398
01:43:41,181 --> 01:43:43,320
Whoo! Yeah!

1399
01:43:45,986 --> 01:43:48,694
Kids. Whoo-hoo-hoo.

1400
01:43:48,756 --> 01:43:51,828
Hey, Dad! Don't wait up for me!

1401
01:43:52,793 --> 01:43:55,034
Whoo!

1402
01:48:17,490 --> 01:53:09,921
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